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V. To cup a fart in ones hand and use a punch to deliver the fart to anothers nose.

I ate too many starches, so watch out for my future phunches asshole.

phunch by Tilor64 December 22, 2014

Words you can keep

OVERWIT Punch

OVERWIT Punch is a tasty party punch that you can't tell it has liquor in it. OVERWIT punch will have you thinking it's just juice but when it kicks in, you realize that it's more than juice in the punch. The key is to mix the liquor perfect with the juices, so that the juice is all you taste.

At first I was like who made this weak OVERWIT punch, 5 cups later I was in the bathroom passed out.

The OVERWIT punch had everybody at the party going crazy last night.

I turned into a straight savage after drinking that OVERWIT punch at the beach party.

OVERWIT Punch by Mr.OVERWIT January 22, 2018

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Jut Punch

When someone gives a handjob on someone else's behalf.

Did Alex just give you a handjob?
Yeah, Ron owed me one, Alex asked to cash in the jut punch.

Jut Punch by NickFirato April 4, 2015

punching above his weight

A pig ugly bloke going out with a hottie, or raggy looking woman going out with a handsome gent.

Geez, that porker Bradford is punching above his weight going out with that glamour Shirley. Yeah but she is a slag so looks are all that count right?

punching above his weight by ratsbackside August 31, 2017

Foot Punch

To punch somebody with your foot.

Kick.

If you keep saying dumb stuff I'll foot punch you in the face.

Foot Punch by dip June 13, 2016

Stupidman Punch

Professional wrestler Roman Reigns' ridiculous looking finishing move. WWE announcers call it the "superman punch", however, it bears no resemblance to the martial arts technique of the same name.

Reigns with the Stupidman Punch!!!

Stupidman Punch by Nigel Bennett March 1, 2017

punch your lights out

Beat you badly referring to a fight in which you get punched a lot more than you punch them.

Jake: You're a clown mate
Mike: That's it, I'm going to punch your lights out!

punch your lights out by Quim Reaper September 13, 2013

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026