phumber 

Short for phone number

Do you have that guy's phumber? I'll add it to my phone.

phumber by Weesel Commander December 3, 2010

cum plumber 

A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.

A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.

Did you guys hear that Kris went to the Emergency Room with hemorrhoids? That's what that he gets for being a cum plumber and ramming shit up his ass.

cum plumber by Mad Mick! July 27, 2016

Phüber 

When someone approaches your car believing that you are their Über driver when you just happened to be in the same area that their app told them the real driver should be.

Those drunks leaving the bar tried to get in my car because I have a black sedan, but , I had to tell them I was a Phüber.

Phüber by Jokester Pinks March 11, 2017

pleasing the plumbers

Pleasing the plumbers occurs when one's sexual attraction to someone else drives them to fuck their crushes by any means necessary. Pleasing the plumbers can include but is not limited to stalking/cyberstalking, sexting, making comments on body parts, voyeurism, and asking for sexual favors. Pleasers of plumbers will ignore their crushes' discomfort and relentlessly seek the opportunity to fuck them. Thus, consent is not an issue.

Hitler's been sexually harassing that little girl, even after she told him to stop! He must be pleasing the plumbers!

pleasing the plumbers by Yopmail User August 22, 2022

phubber

The combination of the words, "phone" and "snubber" which means people who lower their heads looking at their smart phones.

The number of phubbers has risen dramatically in recent years.

phubber by SCY October 9, 2014

Dot Plumber 

A person who is completely infatuated with sticking things in theirs or others anus's.

Typically these people don't discriminate between human interaction to putting anything from carrots to bottle tops into their Arse, they then will typically tell people what they've done then deny it for a long time to come.

I was chatting with Ant last night and he mentioned again how much he likes getting things put into his dot, to the point where he was saying he had a sore arse from the putting things in there too often..

The guy is a total dot plumber and if you had blocked pipes he'd be the person to call as I'm sure he'd have a way of clearing and busted hole.

Dot Plumber by mazzbot October 14, 2013

Rusty Plumber 

When a guy comes back from the gym all grimy and sweaty, and makes his boyfriend go to work on his (sexual) plumbing while wearing the plumber jeans that show off the top of his ass crack. Usually, but not always, a handjob.

Dan: Wanna go out tonight?

Nas: Nah, I just don't think I can respect you anymore, since you gave me that rusty plumber earlier.

Joe: You guys are so gay.

Rusty Plumber by marbury986 September 26, 2009