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photofied

a classified advertisement which combines written text with a photo, derived from the combination of the words PHOTO and classiFIED. The ad can be either used in print publications or on-line. This type of advertising is far more effective than traditional text-only classified ads, because a picture is worth a thousand words.
Take a picture of the car you have for sale so we can put a photofied ad in the paper.
Take a picture of your Civic so we can put a photofied on Craigslist.
by MrLee January 22, 2014
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Photocred

A term used mainly on social networking sites to give credit to a photographer for a particularly good picture.
Comment on a Facebook picture: Photocred to John for that pic.
by Neres October 22, 2011
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photocred

A term used mainly on Facebook & Myspace by teenage girls who think that their profile pictures are so sweet that they want to let everyone know who took the picture.
Profile picture caption: "photocred; me"
by arrri123 February 19, 2009
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Photoeditor

An ugly person who edits pictures of his/herself for the purpose of looking more attractive in photos. Usually to attract potential e-lovers/friends on social networking sites such as myspace, bebo etc. to compensate for their lack of social skills in the real world.

See: Sket
Gavin: "Hey Michael, that bitch you were talking to on bebo is really stunning."

Michael: "No, she's a photoeditor, you should fucking see her in real life!"
by Gavin FF June 21, 2008
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Photodiode

An abusive term used by those who have studied Physics.
Best used after YOUR FACE to produce an ultimate insult.
Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your face sucks photodiode of teh photoconductive variety, Photodiode! Photodiode!
Person 1: (Spontaniously combusts)
Person 2: Q.E.D!

Person 1: Your mamma
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your mammas face
Person 2: Your mammas face is a photodiode
Person 1: Photodiode??? WTF???
Person 2: Haa! Q.E.D! Screw you Photodiode

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: Screw you
Person 1: Suck my ROFLcopter photodouche
Person 2: Away and suck photodiode or teh 1337 black ice shall chib you with it's photoemmisions of an unknown variety plasmatron gun
by soisoisoi9 May 10, 2008
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Pootified

The act of being turned into a minion of the Pooty cult. Those who follow in his corrupt path are doomed for a life of animosity!!!
The african kid is going to be pootified since he just met Pooty.
by Kyofu February 11, 2022
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Photory; Photories

Photory; Photories -
Memories that are more vivid because you have a photo from them. In having evidence from say "memory" it can not be changed, distorted, or exaggerated. Pictures prove...Words wimp out.
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1. Photory: "Remember when I won 1st place in that charades competition?" " " You never got 1st place, Look I have a Photory to prove it!" 2. Photories: " Do you remember that day we had to run from those Grizzly bears?" " hnmm.. not really, when was that?" " Here I'll pull out my Photories." " Oh, ya I remember that!"
by ktothebt July 7, 2011
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