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photofied 

a classified advertisement which combines written text with a photo, derived from the combination of the words PHOTO and classiFIED. The ad can be either used in print publications or on-line. This type of advertising is far more effective than traditional text-only classified ads, because a picture is worth a thousand words.
Take a picture of the car you have for sale so we can put a photofied ad in the paper.
Take a picture of your Civic so we can put a photofied on Craigslist.
photofied by MrLee January 22, 2014
Words you can keep

Photocred 

A term used mainly on social networking sites to give credit to a photographer for a particularly good picture.
Comment on a Facebook picture: Photocred to John for that pic.
Photocred by Neres October 22, 2011

photocred 

A term used mainly on Facebook & Myspace by teenage girls who think that their profile pictures are so sweet that they want to let everyone know who took the picture.
Profile picture caption: "photocred; me"
photocred by arrri123 February 19, 2009

Photoeditor

An ugly person who edits pictures of his/herself for the purpose of looking more attractive in photos. Usually to attract potential e-lovers/friends on social networking sites such as myspace, bebo etc. to compensate for their lack of social skills in the real world.

See: Sket
Gavin: "Hey Michael, that bitch you were talking to on bebo is really stunning."

Michael: "No, she's a photoeditor, you should fucking see her in real life!"
Photoeditor by Gavin FF June 21, 2008

Photodiode 

An abusive term used by those who have studied Physics.
Best used after YOUR FACE to produce an ultimate insult.
Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your face sucks photodiode of teh photoconductive variety, Photodiode! Photodiode!
Person 1: (Spontaniously combusts)
Person 2: Q.E.D!

Person 1: Your mamma
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your mammas face
Person 2: Your mammas face is a photodiode
Person 1: Photodiode??? WTF???
Person 2: Haa! Q.E.D! Screw you Photodiode

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: Screw you
Person 1: Suck my ROFLcopter photodouche
Person 2: Away and suck photodiode or teh 1337 black ice shall chib you with it's photoemmisions of an unknown variety plasmatron gun
Photodiode by soisoisoi9 May 10, 2008

Pootified 

The act of being turned into a minion of the Pooty cult. Those who follow in his corrupt path are doomed for a life of animosity!!!
The african kid is going to be pootified since he just met Pooty.
Pootified by Kyofu February 11, 2022

Photory; Photories 

Photory; Photories -
Memories that are more vivid because you have a photo from them. In having evidence from say "memory" it can not be changed, distorted, or exaggerated. Pictures prove...Words wimp out.
photory; photories-
1. Photory: "Remember when I won 1st place in that charades competition?" " " You never got 1st place, Look I have a Photory to prove it!" 2. Photories: " Do you remember that day we had to run from those Grizzly bears?" " hnmm.. not really, when was that?" " Here I'll pull out my Photories." " Oh, ya I remember that!"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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