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photofied 

a classified advertisement which combines written text with a photo, derived from the combination of the words PHOTO and classiFIED. The ad can be either used in print publications or on-line. This type of advertising is far more effective than traditional text-only classified ads, because a picture is worth a thousand words.
Take a picture of the car you have for sale so we can put a photofied ad in the paper.
Take a picture of your Civic so we can put a photofied on Craigslist.
photofied by MrLee January 22, 2014
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Photocred 

A term used mainly on social networking sites to give credit to a photographer for a particularly good picture.
Comment on a Facebook picture: Photocred to John for that pic.
Photocred by Neres October 22, 2011

photocred 

A term used mainly on Facebook & Myspace by teenage girls who think that their profile pictures are so sweet that they want to let everyone know who took the picture.
Profile picture caption: "photocred; me"
photocred by arrri123 February 19, 2009

Photoeditor

An ugly person who edits pictures of his/herself for the purpose of looking more attractive in photos. Usually to attract potential e-lovers/friends on social networking sites such as myspace, bebo etc. to compensate for their lack of social skills in the real world.

See: Sket
Gavin: "Hey Michael, that bitch you were talking to on bebo is really stunning."

Michael: "No, she's a photoeditor, you should fucking see her in real life!"
Photoeditor by Gavin FF June 21, 2008

Photodiode 

An abusive term used by those who have studied Physics.
Best used after YOUR FACE to produce an ultimate insult.
Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your face sucks photodiode of teh photoconductive variety, Photodiode! Photodiode!
Person 1: (Spontaniously combusts)
Person 2: Q.E.D!

Person 1: Your mamma
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your mammas face
Person 2: Your mammas face is a photodiode
Person 1: Photodiode??? WTF???
Person 2: Haa! Q.E.D! Screw you Photodiode

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: Screw you
Person 1: Suck my ROFLcopter photodouche
Person 2: Away and suck photodiode or teh 1337 black ice shall chib you with it's photoemmisions of an unknown variety plasmatron gun
Photodiode by soisoisoi9 May 10, 2008

Pootified 

The act of being turned into a minion of the Pooty cult. Those who follow in his corrupt path are doomed for a life of animosity!!!
The african kid is going to be pootified since he just met Pooty.
Pootified by Kyofu February 11, 2022

Photory; Photories 

Photory; Photories -
Memories that are more vivid because you have a photo from them. In having evidence from say "memory" it can not be changed, distorted, or exaggerated. Pictures prove...Words wimp out.
photory; photories-
1. Photory: "Remember when I won 1st place in that charades competition?" " " You never got 1st place, Look I have a Photory to prove it!" 2. Photories: " Do you remember that day we had to run from those Grizzly bears?" " hnmm.. not really, when was that?" " Here I'll pull out my Photories." " Oh, ya I remember that!"
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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