Phoofie 

The male equivalent to a queef. i.e.; A fart from a penis.

After I came, there was a little bit of air built up in there, so I let out a phoofie.

My girlfriend queefed in my face, so I phoofied in her vagina.

My girlfriend is letting me define phoofie on her laptop.

Phoofie by Phoofie King June 6, 2010

proofies 

A cute way to say proof!

Dude I don’t believe you Jessica did that!!!
Yeah here’s proofies

proofies by a.n.g.e.l. February 10, 2021

Poofie 

Something that sucks

Yo dude why do you have on a jean thong? You look poofie.

Poofie by Chloe7159 August 3, 2019

Poofie 

The act of taking selfies whilst pooping and sending them to your unsuspecting friends.

I'm getting real tired of all these poofie's that Geoffrey has been snapchatting me today

Poofie by Fergo's got a gun April 11, 2014

Poofie 

The kind of poop that you get when you are constipated and it floats . Also rabbit poop . Looks like Cocoa Pebbles or Sugar Puffs.

Noah left some poofies in the toilet again.

Poofie by Ujal April 4, 2005

proofie

Proofie (noun) /ˈˈprü-fē/ : an photo of oneself taken by oneself to verify a claim by that individual that they did something or were at a specific place.

The guy who appraised my house took a Proofie to show the bank he was actually there.

proofie by Pastcha October 13, 2014

poofier 

A word that describes what happens to the hair of women under certain circumstances.

My hair is a lot poofier today then usual.

poofier by Mr.Bobby September 15, 2013