Phoofie

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The male equivalent to a queef. i.e.; A fart from a penis.

After I came, there was a little bit of air built up in there, so I let out a phoofie.

My girlfriend queefed in my face, so I phoofied in her vagina.

My girlfriend is letting me define phoofie on her laptop.

Phoofie by Phoofie King June 6, 2010

Words you can keep

proofies

A cute way to say proof!

Dude I don’t believe you Jessica did that!!!
Yeah here’s proofies

proofies by a.n.g.e.l. February 10, 2021

Related Words

Phoofie • Poofie • phoofer • phoofey • phoofing • phoohielarts • Phoosie • photofied • poofie flower • poofier

Poofie

Something that sucks

Yo dude why do you have on a jean thong? You look poofie.

Poofie by Chloe7159 August 3, 2019

Poofie

The act of taking selfies whilst pooping and sending them to your unsuspecting friends.

I'm getting real tired of all these poofie's that Geoffrey has been snapchatting me today

Poofie by Fergo's got a gun April 11, 2014

Poofie

The kind of poop that you get when you are constipated and it floats . Also rabbit poop . Looks like Cocoa Pebbles or Sugar Puffs.

Noah left some poofies in the toilet again.

Poofie by Ujal April 4, 2005

proofie

Proofie (noun) /ˈˈprü-fē/ : an photo of oneself taken by oneself to verify a claim by that individual that they did something or were at a specific place.

The guy who appraised my house took a Proofie to show the bank he was actually there.

proofie by Pastcha October 13, 2014

poofier

A word that describes what happens to the hair of women under certain circumstances.

My hair is a lot poofier today then usual.

poofier by Mr.Bobby September 15, 2013

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026