phonkle 

An uncle who likes phonk music.

My sister is pregnant!!! I'm going to be a phonkle!!!

phonkle by DKRemedy June 14, 2024

Phunkle 

A Phunkle is a phunky unkle. A man not to be crossed in any bad way. A protector of decent humans and alpha male to all animals.
A well respected man who doesnt judge. A man of the world.

A wise Phunkle with wisdom of all things of sense. Open minded and full of Phunk and Phun.

"where you going?" down Phunkles to see mi Phunkle

Phunkle by Baroness Brass April 28, 2021

sonk ponkle 

A ponkle that is very much sonky. There is nothing in the world more sonky than a sonk ponkle.

"Do you want my sonk ponkle?"

sonk ponkle by KinkMaster69402 January 4, 2021

phonker 

Absolute swagger. Usually has good music taste and a dick size of a horse.

average phonker: hello
Jennifer: omg hi let's have sex

phonker by phonker420 March 14, 2023

Phonkbeta 

A middle aged man who wears a mullet listening to 80's music and cruises highschools in his camaro to pick up girls. probably a ginger.

Hey did you see that Phonkbeta checking out the girls volleyball team?

Phonkbeta by Zbaek August 28, 2009

Pronklers

Pronkler/s is a word used to describe the Antennae-like eyes of many creatures. (Mainly slugs, snails, crabs, and the like)

Aww, look at the baby snail with his two, little Pronklers!

So cute when they shrink up and re-emerge from it's head.

Pronklers by Suicide-notary February 1, 2010

phonelessness 

being without one's cellular device for an extended period of time

my phonelessness has led to a lot of skypeing lately

phonelessness by brosef von brosevich February 22, 2011