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v. The act of handling or "fondling" various cellphones in a store to see which feels best. An important part of the cellphone shopping experience.

I went to the cellphone shop yesterday to phondle the new models.

phondle by hotani October 8, 2009

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Phondle

To stick your phone up someone's butt crack.

I phondled Daniel on the football field.

Phondle by Michael Jinglebells December 25, 2024

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Pondle

A large puddle. In resemblance of a pond.

Guy1: "That is a huge puddle"
Guy2: "That's no puddle that's a Pondle"

Pondle by RequiemRevisited August 22, 2008

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phonelessness

being without one's cellular device for an extended period of time

my phonelessness has led to a lot of skypeing lately

phonelessness by brosef von brosevich February 22, 2011

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phonelet

word describing new generation of iphones or smart phones that are larger than a phone but smaller than a tablet pc.

Corkey couldn't wait to be the first cool boy in the office to have a phonelet.

phonelet by ShadeyHillRanch May 26, 2010

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The phoneless guy

The guy who doesn't have a phone, aka phoneless. Everyday got bullied because he is phoneless. Everyone says "at least I got a phone" to roast him. He is also the wife of hauvin, he has crush on Edmund

The phoneless guy who always phoneless till the age of 18

The phoneless guy by Totally not Shaun February 1, 2023

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phoneless

Without a phone

phoneless until I get a new charger

phoneless by esrii November 4, 2013

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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