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When your just tryna get phonky and you just start phonken😎 it
-“bro this party is so Lame i just wanna get phonky”
-“bro ignore the Lame and just start phonken😎”

*starts phonken😎 aggresively”
phonken by phonk daddy May 19, 2022
Absolute swagger. Usually has good music taste and a dick size of a horse.
average phonker: hello
Jennifer: omg hi let's have sex
phonker by phonker420 March 14, 2023

Plonkence 

When someone is both a plonker and a nonce.
If you don’t know what a plonker and a nonce is, look it up Karen.
What a absolute plonkence
Plonkence by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020

Phonenapped 

My phone got phonenapped by my parents.
Phonenapped by Blizzard7645 February 15, 2022
Phonkin or Fonkin is a Bay Area word for being at War with a Rival. Beefing It comes from “funky” Like when 2 dudes fighting and they heated, sweating and bloody aka funky.
I cant go pick up my girl in her neighborhood without a banger cuz we Phonkin wit niggas on that side.
Phonkin by Vee510 July 6, 2018
a neopaganist techkno shaman that doesnt gove a fuck about nothing....
What a phonker
phonker by phonker April 15, 2003
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

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The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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