phonejam
the combination of earwax, sweat and dirt that builds up around the edges and in the depressions of your mobile phone or its case.
phonejam by dankhaddock January 7, 2012
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phonejaculation
When one is talking on the phone with his (or her) partner, he may be subject to phonejaculation. Phonejaculation is when a man (or woman) is aroused by talking on the phone. One can phonejaculate when talking about another's genitals or just because he is simply turned on by his partner. Phonejaculation can be accompanied by touching on the genitals. It is still open to experimentation however so knock yourself out
"Daniel just got off the phone with Lucy and is complaining about hand-cramps. We think Daniel was busy having a phonejaculation!"
phonejaculation by Philiphahahaha April 5, 2008
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phonejacked
1. Verb: Past tense
To have your attention "stolen" away from an intense activity (like playing a game) by the incessant ringing or ring tone of your phone, which of course, you have to answer.
Origin from 'hijacked': as the past-progressive meaning stolen in a violent fashion.
To have your attention "stolen" away from an intense activity (like playing a game) by the incessant ringing or ring tone of your phone, which of course, you have to answer.
Origin from 'hijacked': as the past-progressive meaning stolen in a violent fashion.
I was just about to frag this dude when I got phonejacked and some high-ping lamer fragged me from behind.
phonejacked by deg451f August 9, 2006
Phonejacking
When one is talking on their cell phone, you call them, causing them to end their current conversation.
John wouldn't get off the phone with his girlfriend, so I called him up and phonejacked him.
Phonejacking friends is fun
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Phonejacking by B-rett Bizzowers July 22, 2008
phonepamper
While talking to Wanda A. tonight, she complained of a knot in her shoulder. I decided to Phonepamper her to brighten her evening.
phonepamper by Mark A. Capozzelli March 1, 2017
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