phonism

1: (n) Bigotry or chauvinism on the basis of one's mobile phone brand and/or operating system.

2: (n) In a broader sense, 'phonism' can even refer to prejudice against tablet brands and/or their operating systems.

1: Phonism is one of the greatest evils that modern man has had to endure.

2:.

A: Fuck iPhones and the assholes who use them.

B: Wow man, that's pretty harsh.

A: Lol, I don't give a shit; I'm phonist.

by Sweyn78 December 1, 2014

Pionism

To revolt against government corruption through non-life-threatening destruction of government property by use of farm equipment.

That guy just crushed 7 cars with a huge tractor! He's part of the Pionism movement.

That dude just sprayed city hall with a shit spreader! Yeah, he's part of the Pionism movement too!

by The Vermonster August 11, 2012

Pionism

Worshiping an angry bearded bald man by drink green juice everyday

I have been part of the pionism religion since 9th grade.

by Shmiky shmakers September 19, 2017

Phoneism

phoneism is judging a phone that is not as good as another phone.

guy 1:eww the samsung is so bad unlike the iphone!

guy2: hey dude that’s phoneism. don’t say that man

by itsthatpersson556 April 2, 2018

Phonist

Phonist def: An individual who may have feelings/thoughts of dislike against a mobile phone of a particular make/brand/year.

Damien - What's wrong with your phone?! It keeps disconnecting when I call you?
Paul - Ummm, not sure?
Damien - Your Nokia is crap! You need to get an iPhone!!!
Paul- You're a phonist Damien!

by DEZPMS December 10, 2009

Ponism

Ponism is basically sexism but for bronies

James: hey dad I gotta tell ya something. I’m a brony.
Dad: what your a loser.
James: that’s ponism dad * dabs and walks out the door backwards

by The really garr August 2, 2018

phoism

the love and worship and adoration of pho

i live the tenets of Phoism, foo' !

by praximus prime April 18, 2011