phlooge

A failed ejactulation-esp. air shooting out of the head of the penis instead of sperm.

My bitch left me because all I could do was phlooge after the third round.

by Glime Masta July 16, 2003

plooge

Feeling like you are about to splooge while getting head in your ass

Katie: 😝

Matt: keep going!!! I'm about to plooge all over your face!

Katie: I'm not doing this again until you shave

by Abbylovesmatt December 23, 2013

phloober

A flubby motion made with the arms. Can be used to express anger, excitement, or choking.

Bob phloobered while arguing with his wife.

Michelle phloobered like crazy when she realized she had won the lottery.

Joe phloobered when he could not breathe correctly.

by piegnome July 22, 2009

Phloofed

When a person is forced out of a Battleground in the MMORPG World of Warcraft™ by a priest's Mind Control taking over their body, and walking them out of the BG entrance portal.

Made infamous by the Undead Priest Phloof on Khaz Modan realm, who's numerous mind controlled instance exits spawned forum panic and wasted many an alliance players 3-4 hour wait for BG queues.

"Damnit, i got phloofed and didn't get any honor tokens."

by Majupra May 9, 2006

Phloog

Typically named “Logan Riley Wallace” (but not on all occasions), a phloog is a being who holds cats captive in his basement and subjects them to specific tortures such as giving them the names “Kiki By Drake” and/or Sheba. Phloogs are hellspawn creatures and certified menaces to society. They also are known for hatred towards followers of Islam who they have known for about 8 years.

You’re a phloog

by The Phloog Exterminator March 27, 2021

Plooger

When you unexpectedly stick your finger up someones ass.

when some girl is walking up the stairs or laying on the bed and u sneak up and stick ur finger in their asshole and yell PLOOGER!

by Harry1123 March 13, 2009

Phloog

A really stupid person who is dumb and not smart and forces cars to live with him and become phloogs as well. Typically they name their cats some stupid shit like Kiki, or Cowabunga

You’re such a phloog

by phloog exterminator October 26, 2020