phloozey Share definition Flag A chick that has one nighters with drunks even if she's sick with a phlemey illness. Ah man I hooked up with a phloozey last night and now I got the Swine Flu. phloozey by Iamme Ubeu September 7, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the phloozey mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch