Phlooker

(noun) a person who is always looking at their phone

Ross stop being such a phlooker

Phlooker by Toots Matoon July 3, 2026

phloober 

A flubby motion made with the arms. Can be used to express anger, excitement, or choking.

Bob phloobered while arguing with his wife.

Michelle phloobered like crazy when she realized she had won the lottery.

Joe phloobered when he could not breathe correctly.

phloober by piegnome July 22, 2009

plooker 

One who takes liberties with his female companions, especially after a hard night of drinking / drugs. Usually involves bending her over and giving it doggy-style or even up the rear.

Hey Bobby...guess what? I plooked Trevor's girlfriend last night.

plooker by roto-plooker August 22, 2003

plooker 

an insult for someone who acts in a stupid or thick-headed manner.

Francis you damn PLOOKER!!

plooker by DICKshunarie July 7, 2003

plooker 

1. one that, or he who, plookes.
2. a long narrow object, that for various reasons, is inserted into something else.
3. the person that inserts the object.

Did you see the plooker on that bull by the roadside? I'm glad I'm not a cow!

plooker by pyroclastic flow February 5, 2009

phooker

Someone who can't stop playing with their PDA style phone. AKA Robert

Man look at that phooker. He can't leave that bloody thing out of his hand. What a stupid phooker!

phooker by Pogz July 28, 2007

Phlonkerton 

A sport/game created back in the day in which contestants get as close to an oncoming ocean wave as possible without getting splashed. The object of the game is to reach out and touch the wave without the wave touching you. This game is most enjoyable when tripping under the moonlight at Point Dume. It is named after its creater Sir Francis Chad Phlonkerton III.

"When I play Phlonkerton its not about the money or the fame. Its all about touching that wave."

Phlonkerton by Ace Siggle January 14, 2009