Phloog 

Typically named “Logan Riley Wallace” (but not on all occasions), a phloog is a being who holds cats captive in his basement and subjects them to specific tortures such as giving them the names “Kiki By Drake” and/or Sheba. Phloogs are hellspawn creatures and certified menaces to society. They also are known for hatred towards followers of Islam who they have known for about 8 years.

You’re a phloog

Phloog by The Phloog Exterminator March 27, 2021

Phloog 

A really stupid person who is dumb and not smart and forces cars to live with him and become phloogs as well. Typically they name their cats some stupid shit like Kiki, or Cowabunga

You’re such a phloog

Phloog by phloog exterminator October 26, 2020

phloog 

to be boring or unexciting

“my mom won’t let me go out; she’s being phloog.”

phloog by jekgel weeks May 14, 2018

phnoogin 

This is When You Fart, Reach Back An Grab A Handful Of That Gassy Mess, And Throw It In Someone's Face...Magically Saying, "Phnoogin".

"He Farted Across The Room But He Hailmaried me A Phnoogin. That Nasty Bastard."

phnoogin by aussboss July 20, 2014

Ploog 

Portmanteau of 'pussy' and 'loogie'. Consists of a frothy dollop of semen that the woman pushes out post sex.

"Enough cuddling. I've been holding your cum in for five minutes, I need to go ploog."

Ploog by MooHen July 25, 2020

Phloomph 

When you're laying on a nice, comfy bed with a boner, and then an ass falls from the sky and lands perfectly on your penis, covering it up completely. In ideal circumstances, some baby powder rolls of the butt in a cloud, and even on the rarest of occasions you hear a soft and abrupt phloomph, which signifies a perfect landing. Once the butt has positioned itself, you are free to either carry out your sexual desires, or if you have an extremely strong dick, even walk around with the woman on your body. This is phloomphing and feel free to try it at home. :)

DUDE! I went home last night and Lisa asked me to get ready on the bed so I sat there laying down with a boner and all of a sudden her ass phloomphed on me and I had it there the whole night!

Phloomph by SKROTO December 10, 2013

phloom 

1. An Alan Alda Feminized Liberal Male who has to have the last word or be the ultimate arbiter/authority in all message board threads he participates in;
2. One who starts threads to engage in running dialogues which he will respond to incessantly while re-casting your opinions in a light favorable to himself;
3. One whose puns and jokes were cool in 1962, but suck rotten eggs now;
4. Also known as a “Scrabble Master “

That phloom won't shut the fuck up -- he makes me want to b..b..b...ARF!

phloom by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 25, 2008