Typically named “Logan Riley Wallace” (but not on all occasions), a phloog is a being who holds cats captive in his basement and subjects them to specific tortures such as giving them the names “Kiki By Drake” and/or Sheba. Phloogs are hellspawn creatures and certified menaces to society. They also are known for hatred towards followers of Islam who they have known for about 8 years.
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by The Phloog Exterminator March 27, 2021
Get the Phloog mug.A really stupid person who is dumb and not smart and forces cars to live with him and become phloogs as well. Typically they name their cats some stupid shit like Kiki, or Cowabunga
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Get the phloog mug.This is When You Fart, Reach Back An Grab A Handful Of That Gassy Mess, And Throw It In Someone's Face...Magically Saying, "Phnoogin".
by aussboss July 20, 2014
Get the phnoogin mug.Portmanteau of 'pussy' and 'loogie'. Consists of a frothy dollop of semen that the woman pushes out post sex.
by MooHen July 25, 2020
Get the Ploog mug.When you're laying on a nice, comfy bed with a boner, and then an ass falls from the sky and lands perfectly on your penis, covering it up completely. In ideal circumstances, some baby powder rolls of the butt in a cloud, and even on the rarest of occasions you hear a soft and abrupt phloomph, which signifies a perfect landing. Once the butt has positioned itself, you are free to either carry out your sexual desires, or if you have an extremely strong dick, even walk around with the woman on your body. This is phloomphing and feel free to try it at home. :)
DUDE! I went home last night and Lisa asked me to get ready on the bed so I sat there laying down with a boner and all of a sudden her ass phloomphed on me and I had it there the whole night!
by SKROTO December 10, 2013
Get the Phloomph mug.1. An Alan Alda Feminized Liberal Male who has to have the last word or be the ultimate arbiter/authority in all message board threads he participates in;
2. One who starts threads to engage in running dialogues which he will respond to incessantly while re-casting your opinions in a light favorable to himself;
3. One whose puns and jokes were cool in 1962, but suck rotten eggs now;
4. Also known as a “Scrabble Master “
2. One who starts threads to engage in running dialogues which he will respond to incessantly while re-casting your opinions in a light favorable to himself;
3. One whose puns and jokes were cool in 1962, but suck rotten eggs now;
4. Also known as a “Scrabble Master “
by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 25, 2008
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