phlegmeure 

A piece of furniture resembling an antique effect drawer set, which contains a hidden cabinet element.

The name derives from the induced nausea brought about from the poor taste and judgement on display in the home of anybody purchasing such an item. Such people would generally be considered shallow and pretentious.

alt. - Name derives from the nasal and throat mucus brought about from the inhalation of low grade sawdust.

That phlegmeure is magnificent, darling. Would it match Paisley curtains?

phlegmeure by jgbasdf July 22, 2011

Phlegmlore 

This is when someone is so full of themselves that the actually begin to choke you with their own "greatness" it is used for people that are actually real nim rods

Kanye: Ima let you finish but Beyonce had the best video of all time.... all time

Me: Kayne wtf you phlegmlore

Phlegmlore by Lemonmastery December 21, 2009

PhlegmBurger 

A disgusting burger full of Zak Dobson's phlegm mixed with cheese.

No way you are going to eat that PHLEGMBURGER, you might puke.

PhlegmBurger by Meoles July 10, 2021

phlegmbrella 

a kind of umbrella which is useful when speaking to people who project spittle during enunciation, especially useful in countries like Wales where many consonants are formed in the back of the throat

she was a lovely Welsh girl, but when I asked her where she was from and she had eventually finished replying "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantyseiliogogogoch"I cursed myself for forgetting my phlegmbrella ...

the diplomat had both a stutter and a lisp so a phlegmbrella was necessary every time he suggested "a cessation of hostilities"

phlegmbrella by phlegmy June 20, 2010