phlap 

The noise Jon's lopsided sac makes, to reduce friction.
It also functions as a kind of cow bell, to alert Tim's mom that Jon is ready to mate.

*phlap phlap phlap*
Look! It's Jon!

phlap by -- March 19, 2004

Plap 

The sound of intense anal sex. It's the noise that the anus makes when the penis is smacked flush against it, in deep, fast, and hard penetration.

James: Want to get some drinks baby? And maybe later I can plap that ass for you.

Emma: I don't want drinks? Just give me anal orgasms and make me your bitch like usual! :P

Plap by HeathenWolf October 4, 2023

Phlatty

A 'Phlatty' is a term to describe a marijuana blunt that after being rolled is 'flat' instead of 'round'. Common with inexperienced blunt rollers. Most commonly occurs when incorrectly sealing the blunt paper back together as some people will use to much pressure and/or etc., thus creating a flattened out blunt rather than a cylinder shaped blunt.

Yo I just rolled that blunt but it came out to be a phlatty.

Iv'e been rolling them phlatty's all day son!

Phlatty by Miami420 August 1, 2010

Phlatty

A phat yet flat booty.

Her booty is wide but it's not full she got a phlatty.

Phlatty by Cairo Leading January 27, 2020

Plap, plap, plap 

The loud sound heard when preforming intense anal sex. It's the noise that a well lubed anus makes when the penis is smacked flush against it, in deep, fast, and hard penetration.

James: Hey Emma. Want to get some dinner in a bit and some sexy time later?
Emma: I'm not really hunger for food. What I am in the mood for is a good anal dicking right now!
James: Be right there. I'll make that ass talk, baby. >:)
Emma: Plap, plap, plap :P

Plap, plap, plap by HeathenWolf September 8, 2020

Phrape

Basically a blending of the words "phone" and "rape", this is similar to "fraping" (facebook raping) but with phones.

Dave: Check your phone man, I think Kerri just phraped you.

Mike: Shit! She's sent a picture of Blue Waffle to my Dad!

Phrape by sharkingdave November 12, 2011

Plap 

The sound on intense anal sex. It's the noise that the anus makes when the penis is smacked flush against it, in deep, fast, and hard penetration.

Zack: Want to get some drinks baby? And maybe later I can plap that ass for you.

Emma: Do we have to get drinks? Why wait for later? :P

Plap by HeathenWolf September 7, 2020