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The noise Jon's lopsided sac makes, to reduce friction.
It also functions as a kind of cow bell, to alert Tim's mom that Jon is ready to mate.

*phlap phlap phlap*
Look! It's Jon!

phlap by -- March 19, 2004

Words you can keep

Plap

The sound of intense anal sex. It's the noise that the anus makes when the penis is smacked flush against it, in deep, fast, and hard penetration.

James: Want to get some drinks baby? And maybe later I can plap that ass for you.

Emma: I don't want drinks? Just give me anal orgasms and make me your bitch like usual! :P

Plap by HeathenWolf October 4, 2023

Related Words

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Phlatty

A 'Phlatty' is a term to describe a marijuana blunt that after being rolled is 'flat' instead of 'round'. Common with inexperienced blunt rollers. Most commonly occurs when incorrectly sealing the blunt paper back together as some people will use to much pressure and/or etc., thus creating a flattened out blunt rather than a cylinder shaped blunt.

Yo I just rolled that blunt but it came out to be a phlatty.

Iv'e been rolling them phlatty's all day son!

Phlatty by Miami420 August 1, 2010

Phlatty

A phat yet flat booty.

Her booty is wide but it's not full she got a phlatty.

Phlatty by Cairo Leading January 27, 2020

Plap, plap, plap

The loud sound heard when preforming intense anal sex. It's the noise that a well lubed anus makes when the penis is smacked flush against it, in deep, fast, and hard penetration.

James: Hey Emma. Want to get some dinner in a bit and some sexy time later?
Emma: I'm not really hunger for food. What I am in the mood for is a good anal dicking right now!
James: Be right there. I'll make that ass talk, baby. >:)
Emma: Plap, plap, plap :P

Plap, plap, plap by HeathenWolf September 8, 2020

Phrape

Basically a blending of the words "phone" and "rape", this is similar to "fraping" (facebook raping) but with phones.

Dave: Check your phone man, I think Kerri just phraped you.

Mike: Shit! She's sent a picture of Blue Waffle to my Dad!

Phrape by sharkingdave November 12, 2011

Plap

The sound on intense anal sex. It's the noise that the anus makes when the penis is smacked flush against it, in deep, fast, and hard penetration.

Zack: Want to get some drinks baby? And maybe later I can plap that ass for you.

Emma: Do we have to get drinks? Why wait for later? :P

Plap by HeathenWolf September 7, 2020

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026