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A 'Phlatty' is a term to describe a marijuana blunt that after being rolled is 'flat' instead of 'round'. Common with inexperienced blunt rollers. Most commonly occurs when incorrectly sealing the blunt paper back together as some people will use to much pressure and/or etc., thus creating a flattened out blunt rather than a cylinder shaped blunt.
Yo I just rolled that blunt but it came out to be a phlatty.

Iv'e been rolling them phlatty's all day son!
Phlatty by Miami420 August 1, 2010
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Her booty is wide but it's not full she got a phlatty.
Phlatty by Cairo Leading January 27, 2020

Phlatty patty 

Phlatty patty is a word you would use if you were talking about a girl named Aoife
Hey look at Phlatty patty over there!
Phlatty patty by phlaty patty May 11, 2019

Big Mac phatty phacts 

A phact and/or phacts that are so dummy thicc that they are not only known to be true, but are far more dope than regular boring facts
“It is time to rip a fatty dab you chode mongers”

“Big Mac phatty phacts my dood”
Big Mac phatty phacts by Bigdikdood January 26, 2020

phatty banger

this is a name given to a females ass when it has the right consistency of meat. this does not pertain to woman with stomachs that are as big in diameter as their ass.
"damn, look at lil mama ova there! she got a phatty banger."
phatty banger by Bobby R January 14, 2009

phatty motion 

When you're moving in a way that when you move you are phatty while you move. This is considered phatty motion and while he is phatty moving you can watch him move while and whilst he is motionating hes phat watch now
Guy 1: I'm phatty motion
Guy 2: Fuck you.

Platty Joobs 

The true name for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.
This year is the Queen's Platty Joobs. Rule Britannia, keep Andrew out of sight.
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