phap

To masturbate; slang

I was phaping forever last night

by Necco20 March 25, 2007

Phap

A phone AP that doesn't work properly so you are basically playing with yourself when trying to use it.

This PHAP won't let me order my BigMac -- I am swiping like a fool while my friends are already eating.

by Steve DeCicco March 27, 2023

phaps

Slang term for the word "perhaps" created by hyatt119

"Are you going to mall today?"
"Phaps, if i can get money."

by Mario Marzano January 6, 2008

Phap

The sound that is made when a large penis hits someone's face. Similar to a slap, however done by male erection instead of hand.

Wow! I don't think she was expecting him to phap her that hard! or That hooker got phapped good.

by La Playtym Anytym July 6, 2010

Phap

(verb) - To clap with one hand.
(noun) - The sound of one hand clapping.

I can phap with both my hands at the same time. You could say that I'm ambidextrous.

by bumpercarBOOST February 7, 2010

Phap

A phrase used to shorten the name of the scientific course "Physics AP: Mechanics" or "Physics AP: Electricity + Magnetism". This phrase not only describes a scientific course, but also implies sexual innuendo. See fap.

Lorraine: "I hear a lot of people are planning on taking Phap next year"
Lorene: "I wish I could take Phap."
Lorina: "I am!!!"

by Incognito12 February 23, 2014

Phap

Masterbating in the shower. The sound the water makes when masterbating in the shower

I was phaping in the shower

by Bucky79 May 9, 2018