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philphuck 

usualy a male who is extremly nasty. usualy ejaculates a full cup of male semen. and then tells the female to drink off thecup like she was reading a newpapers and drinking coffee in the morning.
dam philphuck made that b*tch drink that semen off the cup like it was water.
philphuck by pythong69 August 25, 2010
Words you can keep
noun. ca. 2005. the level of luck usually associated with those named Phil, Philip, or Phillip. In the same vein as “bad luck,” but on a worse scale (ex. rolling three ones in a row on a twenty sided die then sitting back down in your chair, breaking it, landing wrong and destroying your wedding band, and having your gonads catch the frozen ball of airline shit that just crashed through your roof).
Phil: *experiences a series of unfortunate events that proves The Many Worlds Interpretation*
Friend: You don’t have bad luck, you have philuck.
philuck by atlaz August 15, 2015

philafuckibal 

Adjective describing an extremely attractive female that you wish to copulate with(fuck), but at the idea of it happening gives you headaches.
Bro #1: Dude, that chick is so "philafuckibal"!!
Bro#2: she's what?!?
Bro #1: "philafuckibal", you know when they're so hot, and you really wanna smash, but it hurts just thinking about it.
Bro #2: *walks away*
philafuckibal by Blkjck_22 May 11, 2018

Marysville Pilchuck 

A top tier shooting range
“Hey, you wanna go by Marysville Pilchuck?”

“Nah, I don’t want to go home to pick up my pistol.”
Marysville Pilchuck by StinkyBoi9/11 September 29, 2018

pilchuck 

the blocks that hold wagon wheels from rolling downhill when the wagon was at rest
Hey, dude, put down the pilchucks before our covered wagon rolls away!
pilchuck by old time dude June 21, 2009

marysville pilchuck 

a mediocre school that has trash ass students.
yeah you know brooke? dumb as hell. probably went to marysville pilchuck

Phishphuck 

The act of slapping another with a fish.
"Dude, that guy just got totally phishphucked in the face!"
Phishphuck by w0000t January 27, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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