philuck 

noun. ca. 2005. the level of luck usually associated with those named Phil, Philip, or Phillip. In the same vein as “bad luck,” but on a worse scale (ex. rolling three ones in a row on a twenty sided die then sitting back down in your chair, breaking it, landing wrong and destroying your wedding band, and having your gonads catch the frozen ball of airline shit that just crashed through your roof).

Phil: *experiences a series of unfortunate events that proves The Many Worlds Interpretation*
Friend: You don’t have bad luck, you have philuck.

philuck by atlaz August 15, 2015

Philacki 

To be dishonest for your own gain. Also means being completely inept and borderline stupid all while thinking you are smart.

Those managers are full of Philacki, they have no idea what they are doing!

Philacki by Phxjrf February 14, 2021

philacki 

When you say you have COVID, but you really just wanted 10 days off work.

Yo let’s go to Vegas. I can’t bro I work. Just do a Philacki and les goooo!

philacki by Elmamoncito February 14, 2021

Philack 

a filipino-black person

what the hell are you? you look Philack!

Philack by Sonny Black Monster January 4, 2009

Phluck 

Fuck your life, you pile of shit.

Man I will beat you to death, you better bounce before I phluck.

Phluck by NoFilerAtAll October 25, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019