philuck

noun. ca. 2005. the level of luck usually associated with those named Phil, Philip, or Phillip. In the same vein as “bad luck,” but on a worse scale (ex. rolling three ones in a row on a twenty sided die then sitting back down in your chair, breaking it, landing wrong and destroying your wedding band, and having your gonads catch the frozen ball of airline shit that just crashed through your roof).

Phil: *experiences a series of unfortunate events that proves The Many Worlds Interpretation*
Friend: You don’t have bad luck, you have philuck.

by atlaz August 15, 2015

Philacki

To be dishonest for your own gain. Also means being completely inept and borderline stupid all while thinking you are smart.

Those managers are full of Philacki, they have no idea what they are doing!

by Phxjrf February 14, 2021

philacki

When you say you have COVID, but you really just wanted 10 days off work.

Yo let’s go to Vegas. I can’t bro I work. Just do a Philacki and les goooo!

by Elmamoncito February 14, 2021

Philack

a filipino-black person

what the hell are you? you look Philack!

by Sonny Black Monster January 4, 2009

Phluck

Fuck your life, you pile of shit.

Man I will beat you to death, you better bounce before I phluck.

by NoFilerAtAll October 25, 2020