philuck
noun. ca. 2005. the level of luck usually associated with those named Phil, Philip, or Phillip. In the same vein as “bad luck,” but on a worse scale (ex. rolling three ones in a row on a twenty sided die then sitting back down in your chair, breaking it, landing wrong and destroying your wedding band, and having your gonads catch the frozen ball of airline shit that just crashed through your roof).
Phil: *experiences a series of unfortunate events that proves The Many Worlds Interpretation*
Friend: You don’t have bad luck, you have philuck.
Friend: You don’t have bad luck, you have philuck.
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