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philosophister 

Hey philosophister, come bring me a drink and eggs.
philosophister by Jacob March 15, 2005
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philosophisticated

person's (woman or man, gender does not matter) using philosophy in the most sophisticated way
I love our philosophisticated minds
philosophisticated by moonshoot March 20, 2010

philosophise 

Spelt with the American spelling Philosophize is an Australian Hip Hop artist. It is spelled that way for promotional purposes because it is more commonly spelt with Ize ending

His music first came out on myspace.com/philosophizemusic and has since moved around the net only other sites

Not much is really known about him...
"Time doesn’t stop but our life does so appreciate
The life you have presently so you live it up at every stage"
Taken from the song Time - philosophise
philosophise by Roosteeer October 23, 2008

Philosophised

To have one's mind blown or stumped as a result of a philosophic class or conversation.
Guy 1: Sup man!
Guy 2: Nothing, you?
Guy 1: I'm good.
Guy 2: What does it mean to be good?
Guy 1: Err... Um... Well..
Guy 2: YOU JUST GOT PHILOSOPHISED!!

Professor: Why are you here?
Student: To get a degree
Professor: Why?
Student: So I can get a job
Professor: Why?
Student: So I can earn money
Professor: Why?
Student: Ummmmm....
The student in this situation was philosophised.
Philosophised by Phil O' Sophie April 29, 2013

agnostic philosophist 

someone who believes no one is correct on how we got here and why and that we possibly may never know, and instead comes up with random theories and proof of theories in their everyday life then chooses their favorite to believe for the day, week, etc.
Boy 1: Isn't that girl over there an atheist?
Boy 2: No I hear she's an "agnostic philosophist"
Boy 1: The hell is that?
Boy 2: I think someone who thinks there's nothing to be known of the existence of god/gods and instead comes up with their own theories to believe in.

philosophistic 

Philosophical in a complex or sophisticated manner.Used to describe a mood or feeling.
Alex was feeling philosphistic.He proceeded to annoy his friends ranting endlessly about virtues, principles and truths of being, knowledge or conduct.

Philosophizer 

A different way of saying Philosopher. Originaly created by a spelling error of an online chatroom.
Confushus was a Philosophizer.
Philosophizer by M1tch January 16, 2006
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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