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philosophiser

One who speaks in vague, ethereal or poetic terms about every day matters.
"Money embodies the beauty of everything that is good in the world, as it gets ripped from your grasp and replaced with a dark and stormy."

"Great, now he's a philosophiser"
philosophiser by J-Diddy1234 November 14, 2013

philosophister 

Hey philosophister, come bring me a drink and eggs.
philosophister by Jacob March 15, 2005

philosophistry 

(v) the study of the philosophy of any situation on why it occurred, what led to its to occurrence and how to learn and benefit from it.

Also a (n)philosophistorical.
Lets look up the philosophistry of why this city was able to build its self up so quickly after the devastating earthquakes
philosophistry by Hamistress March 21, 2010

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026