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philosophist 

A poser who thinks he is a deep and meaningful thinker.
A guy I met at the bar kept telling people he was a philosophist. The dumb turd didn't realize he meant philosopher.
philosophist by lenzingerburger January 2, 2010
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Philosophist 

A philosopher of sorts, a kind of philosopher, somewhat of a philosopher, but not quite fully qualified to be one.
You’ll find plenty of philosophists on street corners, sitting on the pavement discussing politics and religion with full authority!
Philosophist by drskeptic November 9, 2024

agnostic philosophist 

someone who believes no one is correct on how we got here and why and that we possibly may never know, and instead comes up with random theories and proof of theories in their everyday life then chooses their favorite to believe for the day, week, etc.
Boy 1: Isn't that girl over there an atheist?
Boy 2: No I hear she's an "agnostic philosophist"
Boy 1: The hell is that?
Boy 2: I think someone who thinks there's nothing to be known of the existence of god/gods and instead comes up with their own theories to believe in.

philosophia 

Philosophy (from Greek φιλοσοφία, philosophia, literally "love of wisdom") is the study of general and fundamental problems concerning matters such as existence, knowledge, values, reason, mind, and language.
Ashley has a love for Wisdom. You’d call that Philosophia.
philosophia by _msashraza May 31, 2018

Philosophical Moderate 

An individual who does not allow emotions to over take facts, while at the same time not allowing facts to minimize how someone else feels. They are open to discussions, ideas and conversations; and view debates as useful friction. All facets of life are contextual, however, with classic modes of being, trends and stories that can be used as sign posts or guidance (See pragmatism, and stoicism).
James never lost his temper when someone shared a differing opinion from his own. After all he was a philosophical moderate and relished diverse thoughts.

Philosophical nigga 

A nigga who knows his shit. And always passes the joint to a homi in need. Always the one to resort to peaceful means of gang banging a hoe. Never goes anywhere’s with there case on global warming. And finally is a nigga you can trust.
Yah philosophical nigga pass me the avocados”

Philosophize 

Philosophize is an Aussie Hip Hop artist who quickly made a mark on the music Australian hip hop scene when he first released music through
www.myspace.com/philosophize and www.youtube.com/philosophize



Philosophize
"So LOOK NOW!"
Philosophize by whifty scent March 25, 2009
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2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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