philosigant 

Being philosophical and elegant at the same time

Wow Amrit is so philosigant

philosigant by amritttt December 3, 2021

philosiraptor 

a popular meme oft viewed on social media outlets like Facebook and Tumblr, it includes a profile shot of a velociraptor making witty philosophical statements.

Derp: Hey man did you see that philosiraptor meme last night on Facebook?
Herp: No Derp what did he say?
Derp: It went something like "if a lesbian cockblocks another lesbian, is that a beaver dam?"
Herp: No shit that is a riot!

philosiraptor by photorobert August 8, 2012

Philosigasm

When you think about something so philosophically profound it makes you mentally cream yourself

Man, I was having philosophical thoughts last night and I thought about political philosophy and it made me philosigasm

Philosigasm by Conroy Philosophy February 28, 2021