A philosophical cousin of the velociraptor, that originated on 4chan, and was adapted from the advice dog meme. It's commonly used as an image macro with a picture of the philosoraptor's head, one talon poised under its chin, as it ponders the deeper questions of the universe.
It is generally accompanied by a riddle, pronoun or philosophical issue, or a parody of one of these, that the philosoraptor is currently mulling over. The text is usually divided, with half the text appearing at the top of the picture, and the other half at the bottom.
1. When you reach that exact high from Marijuana when complex problems seem to make complete sense and seems obvious in a logical way etc.
2. philosophical stoner (Urban Dictionary)
3. When Marijuana makes you think or say D'oh!.
The smartest dinosaur in the world, the philosoraptor is the velociraptor's smarter cousin. Recent evidence suggests the philosoraptor originated on 4chan and spread through sites such as quickmeme and reddit. the philosoraptor spends it's time lost in thought as it ponders riddles, proverbs and questions famous sayings. It is not beyond the philosoraptor to attempt to unravel paradoxes and, in some rare instances, suceed.
Quotes from philosoraptor
if a tomato is a fruit,
would that make ketchup a smoothie?
If guns don't kill people, people kill people,
then do toasters not toasttoast, toast toast's toast?
What would happen if pinocheo said his nose would now grow?
If kanye west stole the microphone,
is Taylor Swift really so swift?
If anything is possible,
is it possible for something to be impossible?
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.