philosofart

Someone who spews big words in extraordinary combinations and pretends to know what he's talking about but is really full of hot air.

That new kid in our logic class is a real philosofart.

by dougiehowzit November 10, 2010

Philosofart

When someone showers their dose of philosophy and it does not make sense or is an abuse of an existing philosophy.

Friend lying on couch studying for an exam: I would rather orient myself to face this way (shifts posture) to study much better.

Me: :Nuff of that philosofart now!

by WordSage March 19, 2015

Philosoraptor

A philosophical cousin of the velociraptor, that originated on 4chan, and was adapted from the advice dog meme. It's commonly used as an image macro with a picture of the philosoraptor's head, one talon poised under its chin, as it ponders the deeper questions of the universe.
It is generally accompanied by a riddle, pronoun or philosophical issue, or a parody of one of these, that the philosoraptor is currently mulling over. The text is usually divided, with half the text appearing at the top of the picture, and the other half at the bottom.

If actions are stronger than words,

(picture of Philosoraptor)

why is the pen mightier than the sword.

by Old man Jiji November 26, 2009

Philosofried

1. When you reach that exact high from Marijuana when complex problems seem to make complete sense and seems obvious in a logical way etc.
2. philosophical stoner (Urban Dictionary)
3. When Marijuana makes you think or say D'oh!.

I was so stoned the other day i became philosofried and figured out everything.

by Shanedawg Fourtwenty December 26, 2014

philosomatika

#1 internet radio station out there.

Im going to smoke some pot and listen to philosomatika™

by ¡DŃ™! October 11, 2003

philosoraptor

The smartest dinosaur in the world, the philosoraptor is the velociraptor's smarter cousin. Recent evidence suggests the philosoraptor originated on 4chan and spread through sites such as quickmeme and reddit. the philosoraptor spends it's time lost in thought as it ponders riddles, proverbs and questions famous sayings. It is not beyond the philosoraptor to attempt to unravel paradoxes and, in some rare instances, suceed.

Quotes from philosoraptor

if a tomato is a fruit,
would that make ketchup a smoothie?

If guns don't kill people, people kill people,
then do toasters not toast toast, toast toast's toast?

What would happen if pinocheo said his nose would now grow?

If kanye west stole the microphone,
is Taylor Swift really so swift?

If anything is possible,
is it possible for something to be impossible?

What does lady gaga wear
on halloween?

by asillyp3rson December 21, 2013

Philosoraptor

One who engages in aggressive moral or ethical debate tactics.

Descartes can be such a philosoraptor...

by Erashicly. August 14, 2008