philoposy

An electronic unit of measure regarding philosophical power.

The philoposy is that the philoposy of the group are strong.

philoposy by iammax01 September 22, 2026

philopon 

The original brand-name for methamphetamine, crank, speed, tina, or shabu in Japan, where it was invented, and other East Asian countries (Korea and China come to mind).

Methamphetamine is a drug that causes extreme rises in wakefulness (the need for sleep disappears) and well-being (the best antidepressant, aside from morphine of course). It also causes a decrease in appetite. Unfortunately, methamphetamine made in a drug lab is not of good quality, containing various leftovers from production. For this reason, the use of "dirty" methamphetamine causes rotting of teeth, losses of arms and legs, and sickness in general.

ヘイ、バディは、いくつかのヒロポンを購入したいですか？
Hey, buddy, want some Philopon?

philopon by diam0rphine June 28, 2012

Philososhit 

The art of having a shit whilst simultaneously engaging in deep intellectual thought.

"I was struggling with my essay, but after a Philososhit ideas starting coming to me like a torrent of intellectual diarrhea."

Philososhit by S.wordfish February 7, 2014

philopobia

The Fear Of Being In Love And Falling In Love..

Grace Has Philopobia Ever Since Her And Preston Broke Up.

philopobia by xxtinymoxx February 10, 2014

philososhizzle 

Irrelevant to both heart and mind, philososhizzle consists of pretentious and vacuous ramblings about ordinary language. Less positively, philososhizzle is central to the mating ritual of some philosophers based in New Jersey.

Person 1: Please referee this paper for Journal X.

Person 2: No, this is pure philososhizzle. You must think that I have Leiter lips.

Person 1: Do it or I will Donkey punch this squirrel.

Person 2: Why?

philososhizzle by ren hoek iii September 23, 2007

Philopolocko 

it is the term for shut the fuck up

could you just philopolocko

Philopolocko by Kristófer máni November 7, 2019

Philiposis 

An abnormal and awkward state of being in which one is afflicted with multiple insufficiencies that result in a permanent social and facial handicap. One has many shortcomings in all aspects of life and tries to compensate by spending copius amounts of money on designer clothing in order to divert attention away from an ugly face. Tendencies also include concocting lies of nonexistent girlfriends to increase one’s stock and to conceal one's homosexuality. The overcompensatory nature of this individual may function as a mask to disguise the fact that he is a product of a weak and recycled genepool. One with this condition also displays weak smack talking skills lacking in back up and wit.

person 1: There is something very off about him...

person 2: What is so wrong with him, besides his face?

person 1: He checks MYSPACE profiles of hot girls and pretends that he is friends with them...

person 2: I think he has Philiposis...which explains the uncanny resemblance to his female cousin and his debilitating lack of game.

Philiposis by emmjay October 24, 2006