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Philiposis 

An abnormal and awkward state of being in which one is afflicted with multiple insufficiencies that result in a permanent social and facial handicap. One has many shortcomings in all aspects of life and tries to compensate by spending copius amounts of money on designer clothing in order to divert attention away from an ugly face. Tendencies also include concocting lies of nonexistent girlfriends to increase one’s stock and to conceal one's homosexuality. The overcompensatory nature of this individual may function as a mask to disguise the fact that he is a product of a weak and recycled genepool. One with this condition also displays weak smack talking skills lacking in back up and wit.
person 1: There is something very off about him...

person 2: What is so wrong with him, besides his face?

person 1: He checks MYSPACE profiles of hot girls and pretends that he is friends with them...

person 2: I think he has Philiposis...which explains the uncanny resemblance to his female cousin and his debilitating lack of game.
Philiposis by emmjay October 24, 2006
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Yannis Philipakis 

Guitarist and singer in Oxford based band Foals. Likes BLATs (bacon, lettuce, avocado and tomato sandwiches). Does groovy duck-like dance moves on stage.
Yannis Philipakis is musical genius. /discussion.

Philipenis

An attempt of mocking a filipino person online or really the country itself, the person calling this out may have lacking information about the Philippines and its people as they are, well, ignorant and usually not a person you would want to talk to. Some people have it better than others, some don't, and this word just ignites a fire of stupid arguments with no particular reason.

Races who generally use this are : Indonesians, Malaysians, Chinese, Japanese, Americans, etc.
Person 1: The Philippines is FULL of POOR PEOPLE living in slums and there is drugs everywhere!
Person 2: All of them have no future and they are just POOR PIGS in a barn.
Person 1: Yeah, the Philippines should just be renamed to Philipenis.

philipenis

"You either get it or you don't!" -chao

Created by mjmanella
Y'know, philipenis!
philipenis by Pyro81300 December 23, 2020

Philipenis

From South Philadelphia, reference to those uncircumcized, somewhat irregular cock shapes in that part of Philadelphia. Most Philipeni are never upgraded to near mediocre, are never smelling good, should be cut off and sown to one's forehead so the term "Philipenisunicorn" means something more than it already does.
"Your penis has lumps, is swollen from abuse, drips with pus, is so twisted it could be a pretzel, and with that too-tight foreskin, you definitely have a Philipenis
Philipenis by Roger Wart April 14, 2005

Philipasian 

A person with an Asian and Philipino bakground.
The person's mom is Asian and the person's dad is philipino so the person must be philipasian!
Philipasian by Demmon1 March 20, 2010

Philipos 

A quiet, studious man. Very sexy with a large ass.

girl: have you seen Philipos recently?
girl2: yeah he's hanging out with Douglas.
girl: The special Ed kid?
girl2: yeah Philipos hangs out with everyone! :)
Philipos is a very cool guy.
Philipos by Mister Beanium November 20, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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