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Philiposis

An abnormal and awkward state of being in which one is afflicted with multiple insufficiencies that result in a permanent social and facial handicap. One has many shortcomings in all aspects of life and tries to compensate by spending copius amounts of money on designer clothing in order to divert attention away from an ugly face. Tendencies also include concocting lies of nonexistent girlfriends to increase one’s stock and to conceal one's homosexuality. The overcompensatory nature of this individual may function as a mask to disguise the fact that he is a product of a weak and recycled genepool. One with this condition also displays weak smack talking skills lacking in back up and wit.
person 1: There is something very off about him...

person 2: What is so wrong with him, besides his face?

person 1: He checks MYSPACE profiles of hot girls and pretends that he is friends with them...

person 2: I think he has Philiposis...which explains the uncanny resemblance to his female cousin and his debilitating lack of game.
by emmjay October 24, 2006
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Yannis Philipakis

Guitarist and singer in Oxford based band Foals. Likes BLATs (bacon, lettuce, avocado and tomato sandwiches). Does groovy duck-like dance moves on stage.
by IExterminateDaleks January 22, 2009
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Philipenis

An attempt of mocking a filipino person online or really the country itself, the person calling this out may have lacking information about the Philippines and its people as they are, well, ignorant and usually not a person you would want to talk to. Some people have it better than others, some don't, and this word just ignites a fire of stupid arguments with no particular reason.

Races who generally use this are : Indonesians, Malaysians, Chinese, Japanese, Americans, etc.
Person 1: The Philippines is FULL of POOR PEOPLE living in slums and there is drugs everywhere!
Person 2: All of them have no future and they are just POOR PIGS in a barn.
Person 1: Yeah, the Philippines should just be renamed to Philipenis.
by Moe Lester D. IIecond March 4, 2022
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philipenis

"You either get it or you don't!" -chao

Created by mjmanella
Y'know, philipenis!
by Pyro81300 December 23, 2020
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Philipenis

From South Philadelphia, reference to those uncircumcized, somewhat irregular cock shapes in that part of Philadelphia. Most Philipeni are never upgraded to near mediocre, are never smelling good, should be cut off and sown to one's forehead so the term "Philipenisunicorn" means something more than it already does.
"Your penis has lumps, is swollen from abuse, drips with pus, is so twisted it could be a pretzel, and with that too-tight foreskin, you definitely have a Philipenis
by Roger Wart April 14, 2005
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Philipasian

A person with an Asian and Philipino bakground.
The person's mom is Asian and the person's dad is philipino so the person must be philipasian!
by Demmon1 March 20, 2010
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Philipos

A quiet, studious man. Very sexy with a large ass.

girl: have you seen Philipos recently?
girl2: yeah he's hanging out with Douglas.
girl: The special Ed kid?
girl2: yeah Philipos hangs out with everyone! :)
Philipos is a very cool guy.
by Mister Beanium November 20, 2021
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