phelting 

The act of pleasuring yourself with a wine bottle and having the cork explode inside you.

“Did you hear why Tyler was in the hospital? He got caught phelting.”

phelting by Cr1sPy March 21, 2025

phelting 

The act of pleasuring yourself with a champagne bottle and the cork popping inside.

“Did you hear why Tyler was in the hospital? He got caught phelting.”

phelting by Cr1sPy March 21, 2025

Phelping 

Smoking cannabis out of a glass pipe.

-Hey wanna go phelping this weekend?
-Dude I was so messed up, I was Phelping all weekend.

Phelping by Stephen Kendall February 4, 2009

michael phelping 

smoking marijana out of a bong than going into a pool and swimming laps

me and my boys are michael phelping at the pool party

michael phelping by jnome2 July 6, 2010

Potato Pelting 

A method of tuberous crop violence commonly used to solve existential dilemmas.

The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is an exceptionally vicious weapon when utilized to provoke answers out of those who act stingy with the answers to life's more difficult questions.

"We will be forced to result to potato pelting if this identity crisis is not solved swiftly and absolutely."

Potato Pelting by A. Fakename October 27, 2009

pelting along 

moving quickly.

gathering speed.

This Q and A for RFS is really pelting along.

pelting along by Ben Crockett September 16, 2007

Phelping 

When you cum inside a girl and she laughs - then she squirts out a bit of your semen from her vagina.

We were chilling in bed, I tickled her and she just started phelping all over the place.

Phelping by Petey Woodpeck December 28, 2017