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phelting

The act of pleasuring yourself with a wine bottle and having the cork explode inside you.
Did you hear why Tyler was in the hospital? He got caught phelting.”
by Cr1sPy March 21, 2025
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phelting

The act of pleasuring yourself with a champagne bottle and the cork popping inside.
Did you hear why Tyler was in the hospital? He got caught phelting.”
by Cr1sPy March 21, 2025
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Phelping

-Hey wanna go phelping this weekend?
-Dude I was so messed up, I was Phelping all weekend.
by Stephen Kendall February 4, 2009
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michael phelping

smoking marijana out of a bong than going into a pool and swimming laps
me and my boys are michael phelping at the pool party
by jnome2 July 6, 2010
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Potato Pelting

A method of tuberous crop violence commonly used to solve existential dilemmas.

The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is an exceptionally vicious weapon when utilized to provoke answers out of those who act stingy with the answers to life's more difficult questions.
"We will be forced to result to potato pelting if this identity crisis is not solved swiftly and absolutely."
by A. Fakename October 27, 2009
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pelting along

This Q and A for RFS is really pelting along.
by Ben Crockett September 16, 2007
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Phelping

When you cum inside a girl and she laughs - then she squirts out a bit of your semen from her vagina.
We were chilling in bed, I tickled her and she just started phelping all over the place.
by Petey Woodpeck December 28, 2017
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