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phelting 

The act of pleasuring yourself with a champagne bottle and the cork popping inside.
“Did you hear why Tyler was in the hospital? He got caught phelting.”
phelting by Cr1sPy March 21, 2025

Phelping 

Smoking cannabis out of a glass pipe.
-Hey wanna go phelping this weekend?
-Dude I was so messed up, I was Phelping all weekend.
Phelping by Stephen Kendall February 4, 2009

michael phelping 

smoking marijana out of a bong than going into a pool and swimming laps
me and my boys are michael phelping at the pool party
michael phelping by jnome2 July 6, 2010

Potato Pelting 

A method of tuberous crop violence commonly used to solve existential dilemmas.

The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is an exceptionally vicious weapon when utilized to provoke answers out of those who act stingy with the answers to life's more difficult questions.
"We will be forced to result to potato pelting if this identity crisis is not solved swiftly and absolutely."
Potato Pelting by A. Fakename October 27, 2009

pelting along 

This Q and A for RFS is really pelting along.
pelting along by Ben Crockett September 16, 2007

Phelping 

When you cum inside a girl and she laughs - then she squirts out a bit of your semen from her vagina.
We were chilling in bed, I tickled her and she just started phelping all over the place.
Phelping by Petey Woodpeck December 28, 2017
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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