Phelping

Smoking cannabis out of a glass pipe.

-Hey wanna go phelping this weekend?
-Dude I was so messed up, I was Phelping all weekend.

by Stephen Kendall February 4, 2009

Phelping

When you cum inside a girl and she laughs - then she squirts out a bit of your semen from her vagina.

We were chilling in bed, I tickled her and she just started phelping all over the place.

by Petey Woodpeck December 28, 2017

Phelping

The physical act of orally removing water from a partner's anus that has been forcefully injected due to an unskillful and unclenched cliff jump.

After Veronica jumped off that huge cliff with her unclenched buttocks, Mark was phelping her for 2 hours just to get it all out.

by splattersday March 5, 2011

phelping

1. swimming vigorously.
2. swimming laps in a pool with 8 gold metals on your neck.

the surfer was phelping away from the shark on the beach.

by justin mayer October 18, 2008

Phelping

Swimming, as in attempting to do what Michael Phelps does.

Hey, man, I'm going phelping at the gym later today- wanna come?

by haha567 October 18, 2008

Phelping

Just like Micheal Phelps in training: The act of consuming copious amounts of calories in a day.

OMG...I feel so sick! I was Phelping at the State Fair yesterday.

by bpholein1 November 26, 2017

Phelping

When the police are too fast so you gotta start swimming

ex. 1 Colin got pulled and hit the digi dash, but the pig was too fast so he jumped in a lake and started phelping

by Jackajackajacka March 23, 2021