pheez

a word used to replace a noun.

your ugly as pheez!
i'm hungry as pheez!
i'm bout ta slap the pheez outta this man!

by BlackStarLink April 16, 2003

Mr Pheer

Mr Pheer is a truly unique individual. His name sounds like Mr Fear, and that alone is cool as hell. As a combat veteran and jungle warfare specialist, he is truly a badass motherf*cker. Mr Pheer pities the fool that does not recognize his bad-assery.

Secretary of Defense: Mr President, zombies are attacking New York City!

President: Oh my god! Call Mr Pheer! Only he can save us!

by Zombie killer August 21, 2009

Mr phee

Mr phee, the pheedo, the starter of pheedism the all mighty 6ft headteacher of st mungos. He likes to live under beds and in wardrobes.

Child= I heard a noise under the bed
Mum= don’t worry it will just be mr phee

by An s69 June 2, 2021

Peezure

The little fits of shaking and shuddering males experience after urination. Peezures only occur while standing upright. As the name suggests, depending on a guy’s aim, it can make for messy results.

I had a mean peezure this morning, and accidentally got some drops on my shirt.

by chillerwhales April 12, 2014

Pheels

The feelings you feel looking at Phan.

Person 1: DID YOU SEE HEART-EYES HOWELL?
Person 2: OMG YES HOW DO I DEAL WITH THESE PHEELS?

by phandom09 July 11, 2016

bitch preez

The Asian pronunciation of bitch please.

Coined by Drifter Dingo.

Girl asks Asian if they would like to return to her pagoda. Asian responds, "bitch preez!"

by Fal Avedon June 16, 2010

Peez Box

A French person's attempt to pronounce the decidedly American term "piss box".

Arvind: Yo, was you crushin' piss box?
Pierre: What is deez "peez box"? (asked with quizzical look)

by DTP4L4L December 16, 2010