Peeze

To sneeze so hard you pee yourself

"ACHHO- oh no"
"Dude did you just peeze yourself?"
"Yeah I just peezed"

by Sugar Mc Cutie April 1, 2015

Peeze

A sneeze that results in peeing your pants a little bit.

I had to change my pants after I peezed.

by wendyloo December 14, 2010

peeze

The act of sneezing and peeing at the same time; generally resulting from a current or previous pregnancy.

Oh dear, I just peezed.

by TChurp December 14, 2010

Peeze

When one sneezes and pee's at the same time.

Most women peeze after having children.

by G-DC October 12, 2016

pet peeze

An animal that sneezes & pees at the same time

Did that dog justed pet peezed

by Logically_25 March 13, 2016

Sketch A Peaze

A famous Multi-Talented Man That You'll Ever Meet He is the Master of Arts & Music what ever he do he puts

his mind to it and makes it happen.

He wrote a book on how he can Make Broken Relationships Better Again for Life Partners.

Person 1: Hey You Know Who Sketch A Peaze Is ?

Person2 : Hell Yeah!!! Bro He is The Man, He's A Multi - Talented Artist In Literal Sense and Logical Sense of the Word He Be Speakin The Truth 100%

by Sketch A Peaze May 13, 2018

Peedee

A peedee is a genetically altered snapper. They lack the ability to resist any bait put before them. They are sent into a frenzy by a hook baited with smegma. When presented with smegma they will become very agitated and will continually smash their snouts into the glass that separates them from their prize. They will continue this for hours on end until their snouts are bloodied and sore. They lack the ability to learn as they will repeat the same action the following day when again presented with smegma.

Q) Why does he keep biting. Doesn't he learn he will never get the smegma
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.

by Kung Of The Duckheads September 15, 2019