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I am such a frikking n00b. I can't beat Phantoom!
phantoom by Jose Quervo February 21, 2005
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phatitood 

1. When something is so phat, it cannot be described as phatness, phattilization, or phaticide. It has reached the level of phatitoodium.
I got this new sports car and it comes with a personal whore! PHATITOOD!
phatitood by Shaqburger July 1, 2003
Phatootle means the liking, showing affection, or the going out with, or having relations with either cousin,god relatives, or so called "far family".

Phatootling is the process of being phatootled.
Boy: Go out with me.
Boy's great cousins' cousin: uhm, ok
Me: what nonsensical phatootle is this. The boy is family, and you like him..ARE U MAD?
phatootle by Janel Strachan March 17, 2008

PhatBook 

A phat MacBook. For example, one that has been heavily upgraded, or has been modified in some visual or non-visual way.
First guy: "Dude, that guy's Mac is a total PHATBOOK!"
Second guy: "Nah, he just put an orange swirly hardcover on it."
First guy: "But orange swirl hardcovers are phat!"
Second guy: *sighs*
PhatBook by The.Boone February 23, 2010
Textual tattoo with some kind of sentimental platitude.
Janne went and got a plattoo saying ‘Never don’t give up
Plattoo by jason_digital April 10, 2020

phatoomfuss 

Phatoomfuss, a word used to describe something when when the correct word won't come to mind.
Mike: You're nothing but a complete... a ... a...phatoomfuss!
Craig: Yea well at least I'm not an hongoot
phatoomfuss by Shirlzknight March 31, 2022