Phatootle means the liking, showing affection, or the going out with, or having relations with either cousin,god relatives, or so called "far family".

Phatootling is the process of being phatootled.

Boy: Go out with me.
Boy's great cousins' cousin: uhm, ok
Me: what nonsensical phatootle is this. The boy is family, and you like him..ARE U MAD?

phatootle by Janel Strachan March 17, 2008

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PhatBook

A phat MacBook. For example, one that has been heavily upgraded, or has been modified in some visual or non-visual way.

First guy: "Dude, that guy's Mac is a total PHATBOOK!"
Second guy: "Nah, he just put an orange swirly hardcover on it."
First guy: "But orange swirl hardcovers are phat!"
Second guy: *sighs*

PhatBook by The.Boone February 23, 2010

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Plattoo

Textual tattoo with some kind of sentimental platitude.

Janne went and got a plattoo saying ‘Never don’t give up’

Plattoo by jason_digital April 10, 2020

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phatoomfuss

Phatoomfuss, a word used to describe something when when the correct word won't come to mind.

Mike: You're nothing but a complete... a ... a...phatoomfuss!
Craig: Yea well at least I'm not an hongoot

phatoomfuss by Shirlzknight March 31, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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