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pharmeffects 

when pharmaceuticals produce side effects that are far worse than the affliction they supposedly are supposed to alleviate.
Moonesta, the sleep aid...Pharmeffects may include attraction to farm animals, cannibalism, zombie walk, uncontrollable drooling, anal bleeding, thoughts of suicide, and psychotic behavior. If death occurs, discontinue use.
pharmeffects by Fotofly November 26, 2010
The act of having sexual relations with fellow pharmacy students before the P3 year.
Carlos wants to commit pharmcest with E.K.

Phish Pharming 

When your Risk Management department starts phishing the company in an effort to develop job security or increase their perceived relevance.
I didn't really get phished much until Risk and Compliance started Phish Pharming us every few days.
Phish Pharming by Jaydeo April 25, 2019

Pharmies 

Pharmaceutical drugs Examples include Valium, Vicaden, ETC
Pharmies by Lenny from the Lot March 31, 2003
A recreational drug user whose primary drug category of choice is pharmaceuticals, either over-the-counter or prescription.

Due to vastly different methods of use and perspective on life, the pharmer and the illegal drug user oftentimes don't get along very well. Pharmers rarely trust the purity of street drugs, and illegal users often scoff at the notion that a legal (especially OTC) drug could have equivalent effects to an illegal one.

The benefits of pharming are the guarantee of purity of drugs and the greatly decreased chance of legal ramifications; the drawbacks are the extremely limited supply and high cost of prescription drugs or the incredible dosage required of most OTC drugs to use them recreationally.
"Does anyone here have any spare xanax? Howabout Vicodin?"
"Dude, I didn't know you were a pharmer!"
Pharmer by Corwin Black September 1, 2008

Pharmicate 

Pharm • ic • ate

verb: pharmicate; 3rd person present: pharmicates; past tense: pharmicated; past participle: pharmicated; gerund or present participle: pharmicating

1. To perform the duties of a pharmacist, in an effective and timely fashion.
2. Yearning to be helpful, from the position of a pharmacist (in terms of temperament).
Tim really pharmicated that patient’s medication reconciliation this morning— we almost gave her all the wrong doses!
Pharmicate by ilove2bpyro September 8, 2022