1 definition by LulaLazer

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To see random phallic images everywhere in normal objects and normal situations.

Guy 1: Dude do you see that giant cock on that wall?
Guy 2: No dude.
Guy 1: What? Its massive and its right there!
Guy 2: Ma, I think you have Phallitis.

by LulaLazer June 27, 2009

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