Phallitis 

To see random phallic images everywhere in normal objects and normal situations.

Guy 1: Dude do you see that giant cock on that wall?
Guy 2: No dude.
Guy 1: What? Its massive and its right there!
Guy 2: Ma, I think you have Phallitis.

Phallitis by LulaLazer June 27, 2009

phallicious 

A condition or state of being in which a person (female) has a strong and unwavering desire to suck cock/dick and consume/eat semen.

Never have I seen such a woman as phallicious as Betsy. I swear anytime I get around her she's got dick on her breath and looking for the next guy she intends to suck off.

phallicious by Nikki Stixx February 3, 2020

phallatio 

the attempt to perform fellatio on oneself

now that i've had my two bottom ribs removed, it's so much easier to give myself about of phallatio

phallatio by djdope February 13, 2009

pollitis

pollitis, root from the word 'pollo' which means chicken in spanish which is a disease affiliated with chickens and people originated in yahalica jalisco mexico to offened annoying people

also known as "fernanditis"

"hey did you hear, sarahi has pollitis"
"how did she get it"
"el compa chore exposed her to too many chickens"
"well ALV to her"

pollitis by puropinchechore December 29, 2011

phallicing 

The act of cleaning foreskin

I wasn't circumcised so I spend my morning phallicing in the shower

phallicing by Huin Ppang December 23, 2018

phallicism

the worship or devotion to the penis especially as to fertility

My wife is entranced with phallicism and loves to play with my phallus and I give her what she wants.

phallicism by gringo feliz March 11, 2014

phallutious 

adjective. (Fah-lou-tious)
Better than sex. In a sense that what ever experience occured, the event was quite eventful, full of color, fun, and just down right dandy. In other words better than sex is reffering to the fact that it was mad radly insanely awesome.
insanely awesome

That concert was phallutious.

phallutious by Sophia T October 29, 2007