Phalomony

The man with a bunch of money to his name, some call him phalamonies, with bicc PP energy this guy will change your life. You ever meet a man like him, you’d be set for life.

Guy 1: you heard of phalomony?
Guy 2: you mean PHALAMONIES??
Guy1: that’s hot

Phalomony by Urmumcute77 November 23, 2021

Phallcony 

The pooch some men have above their penis but below their gut or waistline.

Matthew's phallcony was so large, it hung to his knees.

Phallcony by Bar XIII June 29, 2019

Palimony 

An allowance for support made under court order and given usually by one person to his or her former lover or live-in companion after they have separated. You don't need a ring on your finger to get half ladies.

If he liked it then he should have put a ring on it but, he didn't. Now I'm suing his ass for palimony.

Palimony by LolaLover619 December 30, 2009

phallimony 

phallimony: The act of a woman supporting a man; i.e., being a sugar-momma.

Did you hear about that skeezy dancer who divorced the singer? She really coughed up some phallimony for that D-bag.

phallimony by Sphincterella May 14, 2014

PALimony 

A monthly bribe dat you hafta pay a shamelessly-opportunistic techno-geek for him to let you use his special universal-playback VCR to watch your UK-formatted VHS videotapes.

I always make standard NTSC-formatted DVD copies of foreign-encoded videotapes so that I can keep my PALimony payments to a minimum.

PALimony by QuacksO April 20, 2019

philomonopolistic 

monopoly loving

Amazon is such a philomonopolistic company.

philomonopolistic by guyswift November 25, 2023

Philomonopolistic 

Monopoly loving.

Amazon is such a philomonopolistic company.

Philomonopolistic by guyswift November 25, 2023