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Damn, that bitch is a pfla!
pfla by Ciara and Katie March 6, 2008
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Pflaumed 

The process of being succumbed, without prior consent, to various events or ideas/suggestions by one, Brandon Pflaum.
I can't believe I went and saw that movie. What a waste of 2 hours. I really got Pflaumed.
Pflaumed by Flschbrger October 13, 2011
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Parents,Families,and Friends of Lesbians and Gays(PFLAG)is an organization that embraces LGBT people.It was started after Jeanne Manford marched with her son in the New York gay pride parade and many gay and lesbian youths asked her to talk to their parents.The first meeting took place in 1973.
Not only does PFLAG advocate for civil rights,but it offers support for parents who either accept or have trouble accepting their children.
There are around 500 PFLAG chapters in the US.

PFLAG's mission statement:PFLAG promotes the health and well-being of gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender persons, their families and friends through: support, to cope with an adverse society; education, to enlighten an ill-informed public; and advocacy, to end discrimination and to secure equal civil rights. Parents, Families and Friends of Lesbians and Gays provides opportunity for dialogue about sexual orientation and gender identity, and acts to create a society that is healthy and respectful of human diversity.
PFLAG helped Mary Griffith accept her gay son,Bobby,even after his death.
PFLAG by TheFrozenPirate August 23, 2009

Zeig mir deine pflaume 

Words of wisdom by the hottes German guitar player ecer.
Interviewer: Can you say something in German?
Tom:Zeig mir deine pflaume!
Interviewer: What does that mean?
Bill: Hey sunshine!
To throw up after chugging German alcohol and blacking out.
My friend has been chugging Jager all night and now she just pflanzed all over the place.
pflanz by Not Kemba Walker January 7, 2014

PFLAG Mom 

An over-enthusiastic, doting, proud mother of of a gay person, the PFLAG Mom manifests herself in many borderline-embarrassing ways, from buying her child exclusively gay themed books and movies on birthdays to writing letters to the editor and attending marches on behalf of her son/daughter "who happens to be gay and of whom we are SO PROUD!"

The gay children of the PFLAG Mom realize that she means well, and understand that being subjected to Thanskgiving dinner discussions about gaydar while dad shifts uncomfortably in his seat are preferable to being the child of homophobes, but often can't help feeling patronized. In a reversal from convention, the children of the PFLAG Mom sometimes say they wish their mother would "tone it down a bit."
"You should see all the cheesy rainbow magnets my mother put on her car. I mean it's sweet, but, God, she's just *such* a PFLAG Mom."
PFLAG Mom by BanjoBanjo January 27, 2008

Pflarqkk 

Pronounced: ( FLARK )

1. The act of being caught by your parents while trying to shove a large object in the ass, vaginal canal, or yes even the penis hole.

2. The act of fake air guitaring to cover up from being caught while scrathing ballsack or vaginal region.

3. Used to replace a noun, verb, adverb, pronoun, adjective, or any other word that means anything.

4. To mix the colors: red, blue, green, gold, brown, black, orange, white, and pretty much any color you can think of.
1. Ex: I was totally fucked when my mom came in the bathroom and caught me pflarqkking with a rolling pin.

2. Ex: My mom walked in the room yesterday while I was scratching my ballsack and I covered up by pflarqkking to stairway to heaven.

3. Ex: I totally pflarqkked all over this chicks pflarqkking pflarqkk while her friend pflarqkked her self with a baseball bat.

4. Ex: Oh my god I made PFLARQKK!
Pflarqkk by Burino May 16, 2010
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