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To throw up after chugging German alcohol and blacking out.

My friend has been chugging Jager all night and now she just pflanzed all over the place.

pflanz by Not Kemba Walker January 7, 2014

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Pflanz

Being really fat and lazy all while farting continuously.

I hate going over to Uncle Gary's place. It's like one big pflanz fest in there and I can't get the smell out of my clothes.

Pflanz by applejax1 February 26, 2014

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danny pflanz

Is a really cool skinny kid. He is a comedian with his amazing jokes. Danny can make anyone laugh within 5 minutes

Danny Pflanz is funny.

danny pflanz by Dan pflanz March 1, 2022

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danny pflanz

A true gentlemen who is quite respectful. He can do a backflip and is a honorable man.

Danny pflanz is good at backflipping

danny pflanz by Dan pflanz March 1, 2022

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pflanzer

A cheap person of jewish origin.

That pflanzer would only let us buy appetizers at Apple Bees , or the pflanzer wanted us to spot him some cheeda so he could buy pizza.

pflanzer by IH34RTVI4FR4 November 5, 2006

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pflanzer

A piece of cheese that has moss on the side of it.

Oh no my cheese has been pflanzered.

pflanzer by dorone October 13, 2006

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pflange

Many believe 'flange' is the correct spelling, but it's simply a misuse of the glorious English language. "Flange" is actually spelt, "PFLANGE," with a silent P.

You know it makes sense.

I was the first person to use it too. Anybody who denies that is simply a misuse of grammar jibing, misspelling fool! And hell YOU DON'T WANNA BE A MISUSE OF GRAMMAR JIBING, MISSPELLING FOOL!!!

Oh, and it can mean anything you like.

"Stop! Remove your pflange from my face or my MOM will shoot!" - the X-rated version of the classic film.

"MM THERE GURL U B LOOKIN MOIGHTY FOINE WIV YA PFLANGE N YA MINGE IN ME FACE.. OOH!"

"Lick it good, lick it good.. Lick that pflange just like you should," - a superior version to the vomit-inducing 'classic.'

pflange by Jen Taylor February 22, 2005

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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