An expression of mild contempt or dismissal. Usually made in response upon seeing/hearing nonsense or bullshit. This expression can also used to mask feelings of rejection/hurt to a snub or any other perceived/real social slight.

Dave: I sent a friend invite to Nelson over Facebook and got rejected.

Mike: pfffft. Why do you want to be friends with Nelson for anyway? The guy was basically a total dick to you back in high school.

Dave: Yeah I know, but people change right?
Mike: Dude, get some self-esteem.

pfffft by mikeygoodfella June 10, 2009

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pffft

the sound emitted when farting

pffft by Anonymous July 11, 2003

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Pfffft

Pfffft was PewDiePie's Minecraft bee in his Minecraft Hardcore series. Pfffft had a bad habit of escaping his house through holes between the blocks. Pfffft died from drowning in water.
RIP Pfffft
(17-12-2020 - 28-12-2020)

Pfffft: *Drowns in water and dies*
Pewds: What!? He drowned! Nooo! It was a kid swimming pool you idiot!

Pfffft by Peepeepoopoo from urbdic January 3, 2021

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PFFFT!!

PFFFT!! PFFFT The sound your lips pressed together and blowing air through them makes as you witness some idiot make a bigger fool of him or herself either by what they said, wrote, did. A show of utter disgust, no fear and the act of totally brushing someone off by dismissing them as a complete moron not worthy of one's time.

note: could be immediately followed by a brushing away with one's hand ending with a palm towards the buffoon.

(ex.) When you open the door to meet your blind date and a delusional 250 lb. water buffalo lied on her dating bio as being "just pleasingly plump." PFFFT!! Oh really? Maybe you should have listed your body type as "the Michelin Man."

PFFFT!! by The Vanilla Godzilla January 25, 2017

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