pfffttt

1. n. The sound you make when someone does something stupid. 2. n. A substitute for a swear.

John farted so Zach went pfffttt and punched John.
Alex said what the pfffttt after realizing he was around little kids.

by Driftracer456 April 26, 2005

Pfffftttt

A bee that was brutally kidnaped by a crazy Swedish man and forced to live in a dirt hut. He eventually stuck his head in water and drowned. The End

Why was Pfffftttt always trying to escape the house. ;-;

by Obi-Juan-Kenobi January 4, 2021

pffttt

The exasperated sound made when caught keyword stuffing when the Google Panda algorithm was released in early 2011.

"Awe, pffttt, we just lost our Google #1 page ranking! I guess we should have listened to Amanda and started producing quality content a while back..."

by TheRZNinja June 12, 2020

Pffftt

Aka - The 'Jeff Goldblum Noise'. The phonetic spelling of that sound made by actor Jeff Goldblum to punctuate every other sentence he utters. A kind of smug, smirking exhalation through one's splayed nostrils, which makes the user appear superior yet self-depreciating at the same time.

"Holsten Pills... pffftt... Because all the sugar turns to alcohol!"

"You could tell that Jurassic Park 3 was going to suck ass because... pffftt... they couldn't even get an old whore like me to be in it."

by Stooo June 30, 2003

Sara pffttt

The most amazing human in the wooorld, Top 1 in all human history.

Damn Sara pffttt eating all the chicken feet

by doghatescats November 7, 2022