pfffttt

1. n. The sound you make when someone does something stupid. 2. n. A substitute for a swear.

John farted so Zach went pfffttt and punched John.
Alex said what the pfffttt after realizing he was around little kids.

pfffttt by Driftracer456 April 26, 2005

Pfffftttt

A bee that was brutally kidnaped by a crazy Swedish man and forced to live in a dirt hut. He eventually stuck his head in water and drowned. The End

Why was Pfffftttt always trying to escape the house. ;-;

Pfffftttt by Obi-Juan-Kenobi January 4, 2021

pffttt 

The exasperated sound made when caught keyword stuffing when the Google Panda algorithm was released in early 2011.

"Awe, pffttt, we just lost our Google #1 page ranking! I guess we should have listened to Amanda and started producing quality content a while back..."

pffttt by TheRZNinja June 12, 2020

Pffftt 

Aka - The 'Jeff Goldblum Noise'. The phonetic spelling of that sound made by actor Jeff Goldblum to punctuate every other sentence he utters. A kind of smug, smirking exhalation through one's splayed nostrils, which makes the user appear superior yet self-depreciating at the same time.

"Holsten Pills... pffftt... Because all the sugar turns to alcohol!"

"You could tell that Jurassic Park 3 was going to suck ass because... pffftt... they couldn't even get an old whore like me to be in it."

Pffftt by Stooo June 30, 2003

Sara pffttt

The most amazing human in the wooorld, Top 1 in all human history.

Damn Sara pffttt eating all the chicken feet

Sara pffttt by doghatescats November 7, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020