pezzum 

Its a bird like animal with a tiny brain. Usually it’s hit by a car.

Oh no I just hit a pezzum

pezzum by Titan08 September 4, 2020

pizzumped

To be extremely excited for upcoming events. Such as: sporting events, parties, and holidays.

Guy Number 1: Are you ready for this party?!?!?

Guy Number 2: Hell yea! I'm pizzumped!!!

pizzumped by garTITS December 15, 2009

pezzutto 

an idividual who is highly annoying, hearing impaired, and obsessed with guns

that man is such a pezzutto that no one likes him

pezzutto by MastoDome May 19, 2009

hog pizzum 

One who delights in and commonly practices selfish behavior.

That goddamn hog pizzum Sally Struthers ate all the Chips-Ahoys and didn't leave me any.

hog pizzum by Stuck5150 July 25, 2011

pezzullo exposed 

Improperly exposed photographic film. Result of camera malfunction or user error. This term is a condescension of Italian folk, "pezzullo" being a common and clearly Italian surname.

Oh shit, i got my negatives back from the lab and they were pezzullo exposed.

pezzullo exposed by Francis Begbie April 9, 2009

Pizzum 

The Erectum morphsum type of pollen or

Male seed, songelated cum or jizz!

I just blew my verile pizzum all over my girlfriends boyfriends butt! “Kyle”

Pizzum by Cherimer October 2, 2018

penzum

Penzum is the type of person everyone would want to worship. She is kind, helpful and perfect in every way. Penzum brings luck in people’s life and is known to be an angel. Her beauty charms everyone and she is loved by all.

i wonder who would be prefect for this job?

Oh i know, penzum would be perfect, she’s good at everything.

penzum by pseudonym1278 November 22, 2021