pextering 

Pextering:

Repeated and unwanted text messages from an individual who’s intent is to pester the recipient.

“ I told Buddy that I was to busy to speak with him. He then sent 13 pextering text messages to my phone while I was at work.”

pextering by 2Bulls1ChinaShop February 26, 2020

The Pendering

Term that the readers of the Archie's Sonic The Hedgehog comic use to refer to the lawsuit between Archie Comics and the former writer Ken Penders, who copyrighted all his original characters from the comic. The lawsuit resulted in the removal of a large chunk of characters and back story from the comic, which leaded to a reboot. More specifically, the removal all the original characters and stories not created by the current head writer Ian Flynn.

Q: "What happened to Knuckles' family and all the other echidnas?"
A: "The Pendering happened."

The Pendering by Sunwalker May 17, 2014

Lennart Poettering

A somewhat well-known author of surreal horror fiction from Germany, Lennart Poettering is mostly known for writing overly long and confusing works such as Pulsations of Autophilia (a tragedy about a sluggish autistic teenager who is murdered while fucking his uncle's Porsche and comes back as a ghost to seek vengeance) and Systems Down (about a server administrator who finds himself locked in the server room after closing time with a horrible, memory-corrupting abomination).

I picked up this new book at Barnes and Noble, but it says that Lennart Poettering is required reading so I'm taking it back.

Lennart Poettering by Mister Spleen June 1, 2015

Peteing 

A pose you do when your not sure where to put your hands
'To pete'

"Hey, look! That guys is peteing"

Peteing by Alexandraazar June 2, 2017

peteying 

When another person (more commonly a boy) breast feeds, licks the nipples, or sucks the nipple of a girl when hooking up.

Compared to motorboating, but less vigorous and slightly sketchy. This unusual and definitely not necessary form of 2.5 base is performed in more of a baby to mother fashion instead of between two people of closer age who are sexuality attracted to each other.

pete - omg isabel your tits are so nice
isabel - haha thanks...
pete - ill give them my own special treatment
(peteys her)

1 - did you hear about pete and isabel
2 - yea i heard he was peteying her and she got creeped out and dumped him

peteying by funinthebush123 May 10, 2011

Peppering the poop 

Ruining something fun for someone else.

"That disgusting dog just ate her own crap again! That's it! I'm peppering the poop!"

Can also be used in the past tense, as in "Dude, what the fuck?! He totally just peppered the poop! I'm never playing this game again..."

Peppering the poop by Lunazen November 19, 2010

petering the russo 

A euphemism for masturbation.

Brian will be late. He's in there petering the russo.

petering the russo by BigPoppy May 30, 2015