Peteing

A pose you do when your not sure where to put your hands
'To pete'

"Hey, look! That guys is peteing"

by Alexandraazar June 2, 2017

Peteing

It's doing a shit then smearing your turd all over a rentboys arse, and then fucking the turd into them.

Hadden really gave that guys arse a good peteing

by owen laursen December 26, 2008

Peteing

To rub some ones arms like it is a penis;
To rub any part or a persons body in a wanking manner

my gf was horny while we were driving home and she started peteing my arm in anticipation

To fuck with my friend I peted his arm while he was talking to his hot chick and she got scared and ran away

by Pashtoolio March 19, 2010

peeing games

You came from The Big Guns episode (s6 ep. 12) of Modern Family. Dont deny it.

"I've tried everything, books, songs, and parenting websites!"
"Hell! Don't search up Peeing Games on the internet"

by roxmstar July 23, 2020

Peeing on the same bush

A replacement for "On the same page". Means that you are in agreement with someone else.

"I agree with Bill, we're peeing on the same bush"

by Tacoman3005 May 11, 2015

peteying

When another person (more commonly a boy) breast feeds, licks the nipples, or sucks the nipple of a girl when hooking up.

Compared to motorboating, but less vigorous and slightly sketchy. This unusual and definitely not necessary form of 2.5 base is performed in more of a baby to mother fashion instead of between two people of closer age who are sexuality attracted to each other.

pete - omg isabel your tits are so nice
isabel - haha thanks...
pete - ill give them my own special treatment
(peteys her)

1 - did you hear about pete and isabel
2 - yea i heard he was peteying her and she got creeped out and dumped him

by funinthebush123 May 10, 2011

two way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

If you're feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.

by drflubert March 20, 2009