pewgar

1) A cougar in church.
2) a very hot woman you see in church dressed provacatively for sunday services.

Did you see that pewgar in front of me? She was wearing a thong!

by joetbeast September 23, 2009

enorma pengar

Huge Cash

Jason made an enorma pengar on tuesday.

by olie03 March 13, 2015

Pegarise

{Verb} To peg a software engineer with a large, hard load of information about pega
past tense: pegarised
not to be confused with pegging

{Alternate}Verb To make something in a Pega style.

Last night my SSA totally pegarised me with his massive UI

by theAdilligator January 16, 2018

pengara

The ultimate level of peng, unbeatable

I am more pengara than you
Yasmin is more pengara than Aidan

by Definition legend December 27, 2017

Pewtard

Pewtard:

1) Church-goers, or pastors who go off on meaningless douchebaggery which takes the focus of the church off the primary goal.
2) Angry, bitter church people.

Pewtardary: The actions of pewtards.

Pewtardation: An abnormal slowness of thought or action with regard to church issues and facts.

Pewtardingly: adverb.

"I think at this year's Southern Baptist Convention, I'm going to propose a toast (aka resolution) on alcoholic abstinence."

Boy the pewtards have really invade the restaraunts after church.

The churches many pewtards complained to the pastor about the fact that he doesn't yell enough during the preaching.

That person is pewtardingly awkward.

If you attend an Fundamentalist Baptist church long enough you will suffer from pewtardation.

At the SBC annual meeting, you will much pewtardary.

by BigJackMack January 21, 2011

peggar

Comes from Pecker, meaning Penis

"Dude, you are a peggar-head."

"My peggar is as hard as a rock"

by TPJ March 10, 2005

Pegarise

To have intercourse using both an artificial and a real penis

Joe's tears hit the keyboard as Luke continued to pegarise him.

by MasterOfPega February 9, 2018