A housing unit (most likely an apartment building) that perpetually advertises that there are suites available for rent, when really they have none. Usually calling the advertised number connects you to an answering machine where you dutifully leave a message and never receive a callback. Also regularly encountered on rental websites.

Jimmy - There's a nice looking building with a for rent sign.
Bob - Nah, don't bother. It's got one of those permarent signs. Just a waste a time.

permarent by Max Vickens October 6, 2008

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Permament

it has no specific meaning but its temporary meaning is for a long time.

this job is permament

Permament by mahi singh November 30, 2018

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purgamentum

Another way to describe the man, the myth, the legend, Crysis

"Hey did you see that crazy Warrior"
"Yeah, he's a Purgamentum"

purgamentum by Simpah April 2, 2023

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permament

the CORRECT WAY to spell "PERMANENT." the damn LIBERALS have convinced you and all of these WOKE humans that permanent is the correct spelling, when it's actually PERMAMENT!

guy 1: "hey man im moving in permamently"
guy 2: "dont you mean permanently"
guy 1: "hahaha... silly liberal"

permament by Weed Garfield January 4, 2024

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pegayment

Pronunciation: /ˈpɛɡeɪmənt/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Pegayment (noun) - An adhesive substance used to stick objects or materials jointly.
2. Pegayment (noun) - A strong attachment or bond, either physical or conceptual.
Significance:
• It defines pegayment as both a physical adhesive and a strong bond.
• It emphasizes the strength and nature of the connection.
• It identifies both literal and figurative uses of the term.
• It avoids prohibited word origins.
• It improves concise communication for described actions.
• It replaces multiple terms for “glue” or “bond”.
• It is created from the Iberian word “pegar”.
Singular noun: pegayment
Plural noun: pegayments

Examples:
• “Use this pegayment to attach the pieces.”
• “Their friendship is a strong pegayment.”
• “The pegayment is inoperable on this material.”
• “The idea’s pegayment to the product makes sense.”
• “The pegayment between them was obvious.”

pegayment by Dmitrio January 31, 2025

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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