Pergus Pedward Pimmy Pell a young baller that was brought up through the La Masia academy where he learnt from his idol PESSI how to pay the referee and earn a bunch of penalties. Pergus is often well-known for his rounded 5 Gnome D'ors which he recieved for scoring over 100+ penalties in a season. He's worth over 10 million gum nuts, he played at Inter Miama, Barcelona and PSG and also short 1 season loan at Penalty United where he captianed the club to win the gardens league after winning every knockout game on penalties. He took every single penalty! Penalty United Ultra Shiv Patel reported a number of hauntings from Pergus. He called him 'the ghost of Glenunga'. He is constantly sniffing out a free penalty coupon. When our reporters confronted Pergus about his penalties he screamed "Qué mirás bobo" Pergus is often seen crying in the school bathrooms saying "Please give me just one penalty, I'm very short I need it!" The tale of Pergus is certainly a mystery and we are doing our best to find out more about the legend himself but for now be careful because Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell could be anywhere and is always trying to find his next penalty. Stay safe. Take your penalties quickly, before he makes you his next victim.

" I saw Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell scored over 1000 penalties in the gardens league cup."

Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell by Pergus Pell October 18, 2023

pedwardzzz has died

Most frequently used caption on xbox

“Paul take the ba...” Pedwardzzz has died

pedwardzzz has died by Scran man October 11, 2017

Pegtard

An underground rap fan who thinks that all mainstream is ass and the underground is the only gem. Comes from the name of artist "JPEGMAFIA".

"I just want to listen to rap songs, these pegtards won't leave me alone!"

Pegtard by FrozenIcezzz April 18, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026