Pewtard 

Pewtard:

1) Church-goers, or pastors who go off on meaningless douchebaggery which takes the focus of the church off the primary goal.
2) Angry, bitter church people.

Pewtardary: The actions of pewtards.

Pewtardation: An abnormal slowness of thought or action with regard to church issues and facts.

Pewtardingly: adverb.

"I think at this year's Southern Baptist Convention, I'm going to propose a toast (aka resolution) on alcoholic abstinence."

Boy the pewtards have really invade the restaraunts after church.

The churches many pewtards complained to the pastor about the fact that he doesn't yell enough during the preaching.

That person is pewtardingly awkward.

If you attend an Fundamentalist Baptist church long enough you will suffer from pewtardation.

At the SBC annual meeting, you will much pewtardary.

Pewtard by BigJackMack January 21, 2011

Obramboslovska petarda 

A ritual dating back to Ancient Greece, commemorating the union between Ares, the god of war, 4 brave greek wariors and Aphrodite, the goddes of love.

The ritual consists of sexual intercorse between 2 parties. In the first party a group of 5 (male) Defnsive studies students (which are direct descendants of brave greek warriors), and a female volunteer who has the honor to partake in such a famous tradition.

They performed an obramboslovska petarda.
The Obramboslovska petarda was a real success.

Obramboslovska petarda by nakrovu November 8, 2018

petard 

a device contrived to hurt another person; boobytrap; an explosive contraption used in warfare to blow in a door or form a breach in a wall.

to "hoist by one's own petard" means you have been hurt or caught by the very device that you intended to hurt someone else. This phrase is often used mockingly, as if to say that you stepped in your own mess.

petard by Dr. Dave January 7, 2004

Pertarded 

A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.

Look at that pertarded Dickhead Tyson. Won't be long until he's drooling and licking windows.

Pertarded by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019

Petardy 

Someone who is extremely dumb and, or has made a bad decision.

Getting extremely drunk last night was a very petardy thing for us to do!

Petardy by Loranne May 20, 2009

petarded 

A portmanteauof "retarded" and "petard," it describes a plan backfiring on you in such a way that you are left looking utterly ridiculous. It combines the concept of retarded--which is to say mentally deficient--and the phrase "hoisted by your own petard," which means to have damage done to you by the means you had intended to employ to damage others. A petard is an explosive used to break down barricades in warfare, and so petarded can also mean "blown up," in some circumstances.

You ratted Dan out for stealing that camera, but in doing so proved that you were his accomplice? Dude, you're petarded.

Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.

petarded by Talmanes December 3, 2006

petarded 

An acute use of the word Retarded. Retarded to the second power. Pretty Retarded.

"Did you see that guy giving me those ridiculous pick-up lines?"

"Yeah, he was petarded!"

petarded by instrumentoffear March 24, 2009