Perfrated
Perfrated by Raven Blue October 21, 2018
Perfraptionist
The main reason the Starbucks line is backed up to the door.
A perfraptionist absolutely, positively must have the correct order of coffee or a similar derivative with an extraneous (see: absurd) amount of additives, given specific instructions.
Even to the seasoned consumer, their complicated order is deemed unnecessary, frightening, and quite frankly, an enormous waste of time.
A perfraptionist absolutely, positively must have the correct order of coffee or a similar derivative with an extraneous (see: absurd) amount of additives, given specific instructions.
Even to the seasoned consumer, their complicated order is deemed unnecessary, frightening, and quite frankly, an enormous waste of time.
Perfraptionist: "Venti raspberry frappe with two shots of espresso and a couple hits of your finest stirred and topped with whipped cream and caramel. Serve it up at 150F only before adding the chocolate chips so they don't melt. Oh, and don't forget to throw in one of those plastic umbrellas. I love those. So, now on to the snacks..."
Perfraptionist by Rubellius August 27, 2011
pefracorn
pefracorn is a mystical creature who’s bitter and envious.
in some tales - pefracorn is zehracorns evil twin and is envious of her since even though they’re both unicorns, zehracorn is deemed pretty and pefracorn is deemed ugly.
in other tales it’s said pefracorn is actually beautiful however still has a wicked personality
in some tales - pefracorn is zehracorns evil twin and is envious of her since even though they’re both unicorns, zehracorn is deemed pretty and pefracorn is deemed ugly.
in other tales it’s said pefracorn is actually beautiful however still has a wicked personality
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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