pettingzoo

a kindergatern run by elderly men assumed to be pedeofiles

"i took my kid to kindergaten and it was a total pettingzoo so i got him the hell out of there"

pettingzoo by mercluke January 8, 2009

two way petting zoo 

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

If you're feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.

two way petting zoo by drflubert March 20, 2009

two-way petting zoo 

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

Hey Jim, wanna go to a two-way petting zoo.

two-way petting zoo by metal-sandwich March 23, 2009

Reverse Petting Zoo 

Originally from "The Office"

Used by Andy Biersack (Andrew Dennis Biersack of Black Veil Brides (vocalist) , formally known as Andy Six) - an idea he wishes to be credited with.

Q: "What invention to you wish to be credited with?"
A: (Andy Biersack) "Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, they pet you back."

Reverse Petting Zoo by MorganBVBArmy August 22, 2011

Louisiana Petting Zoo 

A sexual act involving several southern prostitutes and one surly gentlemen. The prostitutes (at least 3) are kept in a pen mimicking that of a petting zoo. The dude beats off and busts a fat ass nut all over the bitches, dispensing it like food to the hungry recipients.

Frank and several of his southern, female, prostitute friends are enjoying a splendid evening together when Frank suggests that the party perform a "Louisiana Petting Zoo." The ladies, being quite hungry and strangely animalistic, comply and are then herded quite hastily by Frank into the confines of the large wooden pen enclosure. Frank then exits the pen and walks near the viewing area where the bitches soon shuffle over on all fours. Frank then whips it out and starts beating it furiously until busting a nut all over, and thus feeding, the hungry prostitutes.

Louisiana Petting Zoo by Luongo Dongus October 25, 2009

Petting Zoo 

A couple that continuosly touches/caresses/strokes each other in a public display of over-affection

Jon: Who is coming over tonight?
Joe: Oh the usual, the guys and the petting zoo.
Jon: Wonderful

Petting Zoo by foug March 24, 2003

Petting Zoo 

When a female rubs a man's private part for countless hours, getting him hard, but doesn't make him ejaculate. This leads to an excruciating case of blue balls

Brooke stroked Max's penis for 3 hours and in the morning he couldn't even walk without finishing in the shower. He definitely had a bad time from the petting zoo.

Petting Zoo by Steven S Smith September 19, 2012