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A way to say that someone is stupid... very stupid...
You're as stupid as petreus.
Boi. You became so fucking petreus.
petreus by xbum December 21, 2017
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Petruska 

A word often utilized to describe a white male who is extremely well endowed (large penis).
After I whipped everything out in the locker rooms on Saturday it became clear who the real Petruska was.
Petruska by thewebsterdictionary January 1, 2015
Greek for Chuck Norris
Petrus roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.
Petrus by spirits February 5, 2010

george petrescu

The Romanian abstract painter and photographer.
George Petrescu Just to define HE IS NOT GAY BUT is bi, and such a shame but guess it makes him sexier..

Several artists in romania are gay, and im glad having no problem with tha but now you know and no more assumptions
george petrescu by Baby_Killer January 9, 2007
a Legendary Jack Russel that is the strongest being in the universe!
Don't call PETRUS cute! He wil bust yo ass!
PETRUS by VrikkenVisagie November 25, 2019
A woman who is exceptionally skilled at letting out farts. She farts for an audience of kinky men and sells her videos online.
Person 1: I need a girl like Peteuse. She can fart for like 20 seconds at a time.

Person 2: alright man well imma head out now
Peteuse by 23ty23 September 15, 2019

Petrus Factor 

This factor is incorporated into any monetary calculations where escalation is anticipated based on mathematical models that have zero accuracy and are presented as having merit.

Also see 'math magician'
"Fantasy Football is a win-win if you include the Petrus Factor" - Guy Who Doesn't Check His Math

"The Petrus Factor Makes perfect sense to me" - Donald Trump
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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